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PENGUIN ENGLISH POETS

GENERAL EDITOR: CHRISTOPHER RICKS

RUDYARD KIPLING: SELECTED POEMS

RUDYARD JOSEPH KIPLING was born in Bombay in 1865. His father, John Lockwood Kipling, was the author and illustrator of Beast and Man in India, and his mother, Alice, was the sister of Lady Burne-Jones. In 1871 Kipling was brought home from India and spent five unhappy years with a foster family in Southsea, an experience he later drew on in The Light that Failed (1891). The years he spent at the United Services College, a school for officers’ children, are depicted in Stalky & Co. (1899) and the character of Beetle is something of a self-portrait. It was during his time at the college that he began writing poetry and Schoolboy Lyrics was published privately in 1881. In the following year he started work as a journalist in India, and while there produced a body of work, stories, sketches and poems – notably Plain Tales from the Hills (1888) – which made him an instant literary celebrity when he returned to England in 1889. Barrack-Room Ballads (1892) contains some of his most popular pieces, including ‘Mandalay’, ‘Gunga Din’ and ‘Danny Deever’. In this collection Kipling experimented with form and dialect, notably the cockney accent of the soldier poems, but the influence of hymns, music-hall songs, ballads and public poetry can be found throughout his verse.

In 1892 he married an American, Caroline Balestier, and from 1892 to 1896 they lived in Vermont, where Kipling wrote The Jungle Book, published in 1894. In 1901 came Kim and in 1902 the Just So Stories. Tales of every kind – including historical and science fiction – continued to flow from his pen but Kim is generally thought to be his greatest long work, putting him high among the chroniclers of British expansion.

From 1902 Kipling made his home in Sussex, but he continued to travel widely and caught his first glimpse of warfare in South Africa, where he wrote some excellent reportage on the Boer War. However, many of the views he expressed were rejected by anti-imperialists who accused him of jingoism and love of violence. Though rich and successful, he never again enjoyed the literary esteem of his early years. With the onset of the Great War his work became a great deal more sombre. The stories he subsequently wrote, A Diversity of Creatures (1917), Debits and Credits (1926) and Limits and Renewals (1932), are now thought by many to contain some of his finest writing. The death of his only son in 1915 also contributed to a new inwardness of vision. Kipling refused to accept the role of Poet Laureate and other civil honours, but he was the first English writer to be awarded the Nobel Prize, in 1907. He died in 1936 and his autobiographical fragment Something of Myself was published the following year.

PETER KEATING was Reader in English Literature at the University of Edinburgh until 1990 when he retired to become a full-time writer. His publications include The Working Classes in Victorian Fiction, Into Unknown England, The Haunted Study: A Social History of the English Novel 1875–1914, which received a Scottish Arts Council Book Award, and Kipling the Poet. He has also edited Matthew Arnold’s Selected Prose and Elizabeth Gaskell’s Cranford/Cousin Phillis for Penguin Classics.

Rudyard Kipling

Selected Poems

Edited by PETER KEATING

PENGUIN BOOKS

PENGUIN BOOKS

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First published 1993

Selection, preface and notes copyright © Peter Keating, 1993

The moral right of the editor has been asserted

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ISBN: 978-0-141-92216-4

Contents

Preface

Table of Dates

Further Reading

‘We are very slightly changed’

The Undertaker’s Horse

The Story of Uriah

Public Waste

The Plea of the Simla Dancers

The Lovers’ Litany

The Overland Mail

Christmas in India

‘Look, you have cast out Love!’

‘A stone’s throw out on either hand’

The Betrothed

The Winners

‘I have eaten your bread and salt’

Danny Deever

Tommy

Private Ortheris’s Song

Soldier, Soldier

The Widow at Windsor

Gunga Din

Mandalay

The Young British Soldier

The Conundrum of the Workshops

‘Ford o’ Kabul River’

The English Flag

‘The beasts are very wise’

Cells

The Widow’s Party

The Exiles’ Line

When Earth’s Last Picture is Painted

In the Neolithic Age

The Last Chantey

‘For to Admire’

The Law of the Jungle

The Three-Decker

‘Back to the Army Again’

Road-Song of the Bandar-Log

McAndrew’s Hymn

‘The Men that fought at Minden’

‘The stream is shrunk – the pool is dry’

‘The ’Eathen’

The King

The Derelict

‘When ’Omer smote ’is bloomin’ lyre’

The Ladies

The Sergeant’s Weddin’

The Vampire

Recessional

The White Man’s Burden

Cruisers

A School Song

The Absent-Minded Beggar

The Two-Sided Man

Bridge-Guard in the Karroo

The Lesson

The Islanders

‘The Camel’s hump is an ugly lump’

‘I keep six honest serving-men’

‘I’ve never sailed the Amazon’

‘Pussy can sit by the fire and sing’

The Settler

‘Before a midnight breaks in storm’

The Second Voyage

The Broken Men

Sussex

Dirge of Dead Sisters

Chant-Pagan

Lichtenberg

Stellenbosch

Harp Song of the Dane Women

‘Rimini’

Prophets at Home

A Smuggler’s Song

The Sons of Martha

A Song of Travel

‘The Power of the Dog’

The Puzzler

The Rabbi’s Song

A Charm

Cold Iron

The Looking-Glass

The Way through the Woods

If –

‘Poor Honest Men’

‘Our Fathers of Old’

The Declaration of London

The Female of the Species

The River’s Tale

The Roman Centurion’s Song

Dane-Geld

The French Wars

The Glory of the Garden

‘For All We Have and Are’

Mine Sweepers

‘Tin Fish’

‘The Trade’

‘My Boy Jack’

The Question

Mesopotamia

The Holy War

Jobson’s Amen

The Fabulists

Justice

The Hyaenas

En-Dor

Gethsemane

The Craftsman

The Benefactors

Natural Theology

Epitaphs of the War

‘Equality of Sacrifice’

A Servant

A Son

An Only Son

Ex-Clerk

The Wonder

Hindu Sepoy in France

The Coward

Shock

A Grave near Cairo

Pelicans in the Wilderness

‘Canadians’

Inscription on Memorial in Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario

The Favour

The Beginner

R.A.F. (Aged Eighteen)

The Refined Man

Native Water-Carrier (M.E.F.)

Bombed in London

The Sleepy Sentinel

Batteries out of Ammunition

Common Form

A Dead Statesman

The Rebel

The Obedient

A Drifter off Tarentum

Destroyers in Collision

Convoy Escort

Unknown Female Corpse

Raped and Revenged

Salonikan Grave

The Bridegroom

V.A.D. (Mediterranean)

Actors

Journalists

The Gods of the Copybook Headings

The Clerks and the Bells

Lollius

London Stone

Doctors

Chartres Windows

The Changelings

Gipsy Vans

A Legend of Truth

We and They

Untimely

A Rector’s Memory

Memories

Gertrude’s Prayer

Four-Feet

The Disciple

The Threshold

The Expert

The Storm Cone

The Bonfires

The Appeal

Notes

Index of Titles

Index of First Lines

Preface

Kipling began writing poetry, or ‘verse’ as he was always to call it, as a young child. While a schoolboy at the United Services College he contributed poems regularly to the college magazine, which he also edited. In 1881, when he was sixteen years old and still at school, his parents in India arranged, without consulting him, for the publication of a collection of his poems which they called Schoolboy Lyrics. The following year he joined his parents in India, taking a job as assistant editor of the Civil and Military Gazette in Lahore. During the seven years he spent working for the Gazette, and for its sister paper the Pioneer in Allahabad, he wrote and published, in addition to his day-by-day journalism, an enormous number of stories and poems. He also collaborated with his family in the publication of two slim volumes – Echoes (1884), a collection of verse parodies written with his sister Trix, and Quartette (1885), a Christmas annual to which all four members of the family contributed. Some of the poetry written at school and in India Kipling reprinted in later editions of his work, but the greater part of it he left uncollected. It has recently been gathered together and valuably edited by Andrew Rutherford as Early Verse by Rudyard Kipling 1879–1889 (Oxford, 1986).

The first volume of his own poetry that Kipling himself authorized was Departmental Ditties (Lahore, 1886). This was followed, at distinct points in his career, by Barrack-Room Ballads and Other Verses (1892), The Seven Seas (1896), The Five Nations (1903) and The Years Between (1919). All five books contained new poems collected together with poems which had already appeared in newspapers and magazines, sometimes many years earlier. Whether new or reprinted, these poems were by no means the whole of his poetic output.

From the beginning of his public career as a writer Kipling experimented with the linking together of poetry and prose. Sometimes this took the simple form of a few lines of poetry serving as an epigraph to a story; at other times, a poem, song, or ballad within a story; or, increasingly, poems which framed and commented on the story. Many of his books which are thought of habitually as volumes of short stories are, in fact, combinations of stories and poems. Very often the story as originally published in a magazine did not carry the poems with it: these were added when the story was collected with others for book publication. In such cases the publication dates of prose and poetry may be quite different, and, unless external evidence is available, the poems’ dates of composition difficult to fix. Furthermore, when reprinting these particular poems, Kipling did not include them in his other volumes of poetry but collected them in a separate volume called Songs from Books (1913), with many of the poems expanded or rewritten.

There were also poems which Kipling did not choose, for one reason or another, to reprint or collect immediately: political satire published in newspapers; a few lines of poetry accompanying travel articles; poems already reprinted without his permission by American ‘pirates’; contributions to books by other authors and to various fund-raising organizations; and poems written specifically for clearly defined separate publication, the most important instance of this being the twenty-three poems he contributed to C.R.L. Fletcher’s A History of England (1911). As editions and selections of his poetry multiplied haphazardly in Britain and America (including a misleadingly titled Collected Verse of Rudyard Kipling in 1912), it became clear that a reliable, easily accessible collected edition was badly needed. The result was Rudyard Kipling’s Verse: Inclusive Edition 1885–1918, published by Hodder & Stoughton in three volumes in 1919, and in a single volume two years later. Far from clarifying the situation, it added to the confusion in ways that have affected Kipling’s reputation down to the present day.

It did not much matter that this Inclusive Edition was not actually ‘inclusive’, or that it carried no editorial explanation or guidance: the textual authority of the individual poems was generally reliable, and that seems to have been Kipling’s main concern. The problem lies in the way the poems were arranged. It is probable that Kipling intended initially to order the poems chronologically, beginning with Departmental Ditties, but soon changed his mind and started to group poems according to subject. Neither policy was followed through: if there was once a consistent editorial policy it is no longer discernible. Early and late poems are placed close together, Boer War poems are linked with First World War poems, and blocks of ‘songs’ and epigraphs from the prose works are inserted arbitrarily. To give some semblance of order, dates were placed beneath the titles of many of the poems, but these dates may refer to the subject of a particular poem, or its original publication, or its composition, and very often there is no indication which meaning is intended. The Inclusive Edition was reprinted in 1927 and 1933, each time with new poems added. In 1940, four years after Kipling’s death, yet more poems were included and the title of the volume changed to the Definitive Edition. It has been reprinted in that form ever since.

During the final years of his life Kipling revised all his published works for the Sussex Edition (35 vols, 1937–9). The poetry was grouped according to the volumes in which it had been collected originally, with the ‘songs from books’ expanded and placed in a separate section, and other poems placed under the heading ‘Miscellaneous’. Unfortunately the Sussex was a limited, expensive publication, and it was the bulky, chaotically organized, one-volume Definitive Edition that remained readily available in print. For the reader who, having enjoyed, say, Barrack-Room Ballads or the poems in Puck of Pook’s Hill, wished to read further in Kipling’s poetry, the Definitive Edition will often have acted as a disincentive. And, because of the special authority the Definitive seemed to carry, it tended to affect Kipling’s reputation as a poet in other ways as well. By far the most influential volume of the poetry published in the last fifty years has been T.S. Eliot’s A Choice of Kipling’s Verse (1941). The essay on Kipling which prefaced the selection is justly celebrated, but in putting the poems together Eliot followed the order laid down by the Definitive Edition and in doing so encouraged the misleading view that there is little change or development in Kipling’s poetry.

The present edition contains something like a quarter of the poetry that Kipling published in his lifetime. I have selected poems from every phase of Kipling’s career, starting with Departmental Ditties. I have included none of his juvenilia and none of the poems written in India which he himself decided not to select for Departmental Ditties: all of these are conveniently available in Andrew Rutherford’s edition Early Verse. The poems are arranged in chronological order, based on the date of their first publication rather than their date of composition which, as already mentioned, is often difficult to establish. On the few occasions where I have felt it sensible slightly to alter the chronology or where there is doubt about what exactly constitutes a poem’s first publication, details are given in the Notes.

I have used the Definitive Edition as my basic text, though I have also taken into account Kipling’s later revisions for the Sussex. As far as the poems in this selection are concerned, those revisions were largely a matter of modernizing punctuation and standardizing certain usages which were always of importance to Kipling, notably the use and misuse of aspirates and his idiosyncratic addiction to capital letters. Changes such as these have been incorporated silently in the text. The dates Kipling appended to poems have often been rendered unnecessary by the chronological nature of the present edition, but where I have felt that the date is, or has become, part of the poem, then it has been retained. The occasional footnotes, presumably by Kipling, which have long been familiar to readers of the Definitive Edition have been transferred to the Notes.

Table of Dates

1865

30 December, Joseph Rudyard Kipling born in Bombay, the son of John Lockwood Kipling (Professor of Architectural Sculpture at the School of Art, Bombay) and Alice Kipling (née Macdonald).

1868

Kipling’s sister ‘Trix’ born.

1871

The two children taken to England to be looked after by Mrs Holloway in what Kipling later called the ‘House of Desolation’, Southsea.

1875

Kipling’s parents move to Lahore, where his father becomes the director of the School of Art and Curator of the Lahore Museum.

1877

Alice Kipling returns to England and removes the children from Mrs Holloway.

1878

Starts school at the United Services College, Westward Ho!, Devon. June, goes with his father to the Paris Exhibition.

1880

Meets ‘Flo’ Garrard, to whom he later becomes engaged.

1881

Edits the college magazine. Schoolboy Lyrics published by his parents in Lahore.

1882

Joins his parents in Lahore. Begins work as assistant editor on the Civil and Military Gazette.

1883

Trix joins the family in Lahore.

1884

Engagement to Flo Garrard broken off. Echoes, a collection of verse parodies by Kipling and Trix.

1885

Quartette, a Christmas annual by all four members of the family.

1886

Joins Masonic Lodge, Lahore. Departmental Ditties.

1887

Moves to Allahabad to work on the Pioneer newspaper.

1888

Plain Tales from the Hills, Soldiers Three, The Story of the Gadsbys, and other volumes in the ‘Indian Railway Library’ series.

1889

March, leaves India to return to England; travels via Burma, Singapore, Hong Kong, Japan, and the United States; travel sketches ‘From Sea to Sea’. October, arrives in England; lives in London. Meets Wolcott Balestier, American publisher and literary agent, with whom he forms a close friendship.

1890

Soldiers Three and other Indian stories published in England.

1891

The Light That Failed, Life’s Handicap. Visits South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, and India for the last time. December, sudden death of Wolcott Balestier.

1892

January, marries Balestier’s sister Caroline (‘Carrie’); honeymoon tour of America, Canada, Japan. Barrack-Room Ballads. The Naulahka, which Kipling had written in collaboration with Wolcott Balestier. Moves to Brattleboro, Vermont. December, birth of a daughter, Josephine.

1893

Many Inventions.

1894

The Jungle Book.

1895

The Second Jungle Book.

1896

Birth of second daughter, Elsie. Bitter quarrel with his brother-in-law. The family returns to England; lives for short while in Devon. The Seven Seas.

1897

Birth of a son, John. The family moves to Rottingdean, Sussex. Captains Courageous.

1898

Visits South Africa; becomes friendly with Cecil Rhodes. Attends naval manoeuvres with the Channel Fleet. A Fleet in Being, The Day’s Work.

1899

January, on a visit to New York Kipling and his two daughters fall seriously ill. Kipling and Elsie recover, Josephine dies. From Sea to Sea, Stalky & Co.

1900

January to April, in South Africa during the Boer War; helps to establish a paper, The Friend, for the troops.

1901

Kim.

1902

The family moves to Bateman’s, Burwash, Sussex. Just So Stories.

1903

The Five Nations.

1904

Traffics and Discoveries.

1906

Puck of Pook’s Hill.

1907

Visits Canada, described in newspaper articles ‘Letters to the Family’. Awarded Nobel Prize for Literature.

1909

Actions and Reactions.

1910

Death of his mother. Rewards and Fairies.

1911

Death of his father. A History of England, in collaboration with C.R.L. Fletcher.

1913

Visits Egypt, described in magazine articles ‘Egypt of the Magicians’. Songs from Books.

1915

John Kipling, an officer in the Irish Guards, missing and presumed killed in the Battle of Loos. France at War, The Fringes of the Fleet.

1916

Tales of ‘The Trade’, Destroyers at Jutland, Sea Warfare.

1917

Begins work for the Imperial War Graves Commission. A Diversity of Creatures.

1919

The Years Between. Inclusive Edition of his verse, 1885–1918, published in three volumes.

1920

Visit to French battlefields. Letters of Travel, Q. Horati Flacci Carminum Librum Quintum, in collaboration with Charles Graves.

1921

Inclusive Edition of his verse published in one volume.

1923

The Irish Guards in the Great War, Land and Sea Tales for Scouts and Guides. Rectorial Address at St Andrews University, published as Independence.

1924

Marriage of his daughter Elsie to Captain George Bam-bridge.

1926

Debits and Credits.

1927

Visits Brazil, described in newspaper articles ‘Brazilian Sketches’.

1928

A Book of Words, collection of lectures.

1929

Visits war graves in Egypt and Palestine.

1930

Visits the West Indies. Thy Servant a Dog.

1932

Limits and Renewals.

1933

Souvenirs of France.

1934

Collected Dog Stories.

1935

Begins writing his autobiography Something of Myself, published posthumously.

1936

18 January, dies at Middlesex Hospital, London.

Further Reading

The place of publication is London, unless otherwise indicated.

Editions

Collected Verse of Rudyard Kipling, 1912.
Rudyard Kipling’s Verse: Inclusive Edition 1885–1918, 3 volumes, 1919; 1 volume, 1921, revised 1927 and 1933.
The Sussex Edition of the Complete Works in Prose and Verse of Rudyard Kipling, 35 volumes, 1937–9.
Rudyard Kipling’s Verse: Definitive Edition, 1940.
A Choice of Kipling’s Verse, ed. T.S. Eliot, 1941.
The Complete Barrack-Room Ballads, ed. Charles Carrington, 1973.
Kipling’s Horace, ed. Charles Carrington, 1978.
Early Verse by Rudyard Kipling 1879–1889, ed. Andrew Rutherford, Oxford, 1986.

Letters

Rudyard Kipling to Rider Haggard, ed. Morton Cohen, 1965.
‘O Beloved Kids’: Rudyard Kipling’s Letters to his Children, ed. Elliot L. Gilbert, 1983.
The Letters of Rudyard Kipling 1872–1899, ed. Thomas Pinney, 2 of a projected 4 volumes, 1990.

Biography

Lord Birkenhead, Rudyard Kipling, 1978.
Charles Carrington, Rudyard Kipling, 1955.
Angus Wilson, The Strange Ride of Rudyard Kipling, 1977.

Critical and Other Studies

Kingsley Amis, Rudyard Kipling and his World, 1975.
Jacqueline S. Bratton, The Victorian Popular Ballad, 1975.
Jacqueline S. Bratton, ‘Kipling’s Magic Art’, Proceedings of the British Academy, 1978.
Louis L. Cornell, Kipling in India, 1966.
Hugh Cortazzi and George Webb, Kipling’s Japan: Collected Writings, 1988.
Bonamy Dobrée, Rudyard Kipling, ‘Writers and Their Work’, 1951.
Bonamy Dobrée, Rudyard Kipling: Realist and Fabulist, 1967.
Ralph Durand, Handbook to the Poetry of Rudyard Kipling, 1914.
Roger Lancelyn Green, Kipling and the Children, 1965.
Roger Lancelyn Green (ed.), Kipling: The Critical Heritage, 1971.
John Gross (ed.), Rudyard Kipling: The Man, his Work and his World, 1972.
R.E. Harbord, The Reader’s Guide to Rudyard Kipling’s Work, 8 volumes, privately printed; Canterbury, Kent, 1961–72 (1 volume, Verse I, 1969, is devoted to the poetry).
Peter Keating, Kipling the Poet, 1994.
The Kipling Journal, quarterly from 1927.
Ann Parry, The Poetry of Rudyard Kipling: Rousing the Nation, Buckingham, 1992.
Thomas Pinney (ed.), Kipling’s India: Uncollected Sketches 1884–88, 1986.
Andrew Rutherford, ‘Some Aspects of Kipling’s Verse’, Proceedings of the British Academy, 1965.
Martin Seymour-Smith, Rudyard Kipling, 1989.
M. Van Wyk Smith, Drummer Hodge: The Poetry of the Anglo-Boer War 1899–1902, Oxford, 1978.
Ann M. Weygandt, Kipling’s Reading and its Influence on his Poetry, Philadelphia, 1939.

‘We are very slightly changed’

We are very slightly changed

From the semi-apes who ranged

India’s prehistoric clay;

He that drew the longest bow

5

Ran his brother down, you know,

As we run men down to-day.

‘Dowb,’ the first of all his race,

Met the Mammoth face to face

On the lake or in the cave:

10

Stole the steadiest canoe,

Ate the quarry others slew,

Died – and took the finest grave.

When they scratched the reindeer-bone,

Some one made the sketch his own,

15

Filched it from the artist – then,

Even in those early days,

Won a simple Viceroy’s praise

Through the toil of other men.

Ere they hewed the Sphinx’s visage

20

Favouritism governed kissage,

Even as it does in this age.

Who shall doubt ‘the secret hid

Under Cheops’ pyramid’

Was that the contractor did

25

Cheops out of several millions?

Or that Joseph’s sudden rise

To Comptroller of Supplies

Was a fraud of monstrous size

On King Pharaoh’s swart Civilians?

30

Thus, the artless songs I sing

Do not deal with anything

New or never said before.

As it was in the beginning

Is to-day official sinning,

35

And shall be for evermore!

The Undertaker’s Horse

‘To-tschin-shu is condemned to death. How can he drink tea with the Executioner?’

Japanese proverb

The eldest son bestrides him,

And the pretty daughter rides him,

And I meet him oft o’ mornings on the Course;

And there kindles in my bosom

5

An emotion chill and gruesome

As I canter past the Undertaker’s Horse.

Neither shies he nor is restive

But a hideously suggestive

Trot, professional and placid, he affects;

10

And the cadence of his hoof-beats

To my mind this grim reproof beats: –

‘Mend your pace, my friend, I’m coming. Who’s the next?’

Ah! stud-bred of ill-omen,

I have watched the strongest go-men

15

Of pith and might and muscle – at your heels,

Down the plantain-bordered highway,

(Heaven send it ne’er be my way!)

In a lacquered box and jetty upon wheels.

Answer, sombre beast and dreary,

20

Where is Brown, the young, the cheery?

Smith, the pride of all his friends and half the Force?

You were at that last dread dâk

We must cover at a walk,

Bring them back to me, O Undertaker’s Horse!

25

With your mane unhogged and flowing,

And your curious way of going,

And that businesslike black crimping of your tail,

E’en with Beauty on your back, Sir,

Pacing as a lady’s hack, Sir,

30

What wonder when I meet you I turn pale?

It may be you wait your time, Beast,

Till I write my last bad rhyme, Beast –

Quit the sunlight, cut the rhyming, drop the glass –

Follow after with the others,

35

Where some dusky heathen smothers

Us with marigolds in lieu of English grass.

Or, perchance, in years to follow,

I shall watch your plump sides hollow,

See Carnifex (gone lame) become a corse –

40

See old age at last o’erpower you,

And the Station Pack devour you,

I shall chuckle then, O Undertaker’s Horse!

But to insult, jibe, and quest, I’ve

Still the hideously suggestive

45

Trot that hammers out the unrelenting text,

And I hear it hard behind me

In what place soe’er I find me: –

‘’Sure to catch you soon or later. Who’s the next?’

The Story of Uriah

‘Now there were two men in one city; the one rich, and the other poor.’

II Samuel 12:1

Jack Barrett went to Quetta

Because they told him to.

He left his wife at Simla

On three-fourths his monthly screw.

5

Jack Barrett died at Quetta

Ere the next month’s pay he drew.

Jack Barrett went to Quetta.

He didn’t understand

The reason of his transfer

10

From the pleasant mountain-land.

The season was September,

And it killed him out of hand.

Jack Barrett went to Quetta

And there gave up the ghost,

15

Attempting two men’s duty

In that very healthy post;

And Mrs Barrett mourned for him

Five lively months at most.

Jack Barrett’s bones at Quetta

20

Enjoy profound repose;

But I shouldn’t be astonished

If now his spirit knows

The reason of his transfer

From the Himalayan snows.

25

And, when the Last Great Bugle Call

Adown the Hurnai throbs,

And the last grim joke is entered

In the big black Book of Jobs,

And Quetta graveyards give again

30

Their victims to the air,

I shouldn’t like to be the man

Who sent Jack Barrett there.

Public Waste

Walpole talks of ‘a man and his price’ –

List to a ditty queer –

The sale of a Deputy-Acting-Vice

Resident-Engineer,

5

Bought like a bullock, hoof and hide,

By the Little Tin Gods on the Mountain Side.

By the Laws of the Family Circle ’tis written in letters of brass

That only a Colonel from Chatham can manage the Railways of State,

Because of the gold on his breeks, and the subjects wherein he must pass;

10

Because in all matters that deal not with Railways his knowledge is great.

Now Exeter Battleby Tring had laboured from boyhood to eld

On the Lines of the East and the West, and eke of the North and the South;

Many Lines had he built and surveyed – important the posts which he held;

And the Lords of the Iron Horse were dumb when he opened his mouth.

15

Black as the raven his garb, and his heresies jettier still –

Hinting that Railways required lifetimes of study and knowledge –

Never clanked sword by his side – Vauban he knew not nor drill –

Nor was his name on the list of the men who had passed through the ‘College.’

Wherefore the Little Tin Gods harried their little tin souls,

20

Seeing he came not from Chatham, jingled no spurs at his heels,

Knowing that, nevertheless, was he first on the Government rolls

For the billet of ‘Railway Instructor to Little Tin Gods on Wheels.’

Letters not seldom they wrote him, ‘having the honour to state,’

It would be better for all men if he were laid on the shelf.

25

Much would accrue to his bank-book, an he consented to wait

Until the Little Tin Gods built him a berth for himself.

‘Special, well paid, and exempt from the Law of the Fifty and Five,

Even to Ninety and Nine’ – these were the terms of the pact:

Thus did the Little Tin Gods (long may Their Highnesses thrive!)

30

Silence his mouth with rupees, keeping their Circle intact;

Appointing a Colonel from Chatham who managed the Bhamo State Line

(The which was one mile and one furlong – a guaranteed twenty-inch gauge),

So Exeter Battleby Tring consented his claims to resign,

And died, on four thousand a month, in the ninetieth year of his age!

The Plea of the Simla Dancers

Too late, alas! the song

To remedy the wrong –

The rooms are taken from us, swept and garnished for their fate,

But these tear-besprinkled pages

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Shall attest to future ages

That we cried against the crime of it – too late, alas! too late!

‘What have we ever done to bear this grudge?’

Was there no room save only in Benmore

For docket, duftar, and for office-drudge,

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That you usurp our smoothest dancing floor?

Must Babus do their work on polished teak?

Are ballrooms fittest for the ink you spill?

Was there no other cheaper house to seek?

You might have left them all at Strawberry Hill.

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We never harmed you! Innocent our guise,

Dainty our shining feet, our voices low;

And we revolved to divers melodies,

And we were happy but a year ago.

To-night, the moon that watched our lightsome wiles –

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That beamed upon us through the deodars –

Is wan with gazing on official files,

And desecrating desks disgust the stars.

Nay! by the memory of tuneful nights –

Nay! by the witchery of flying feet –

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Nay! by the glamour of foredone delights –

By all things merry, musical, and meet –

By wine that sparkled, and by sparkling eyes –

By wailing waltz – by reckless galop’s strain –

By dim verandahs and by soft replies,

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Give us our ravished ballroom back again!

Or – hearken to the curse we lay on you!

The ghosts of waltzes shall perplex your brain,

And murmurs of past merriment pursue

Your ’wildered clerks that they indite in vain;

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And when you count your poor Provincial millions,

The only figures that your pen shall frame

Shall be the figures of dear, dear cotillions

Danced out in tumult long before you came.

Yea! ‘See-Saw’ shall upset your estimates,

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Dream Faces’ shall your heavy heads bemuse.

Because your hand, unheeding, desecrates

Our temple fit for higher, worthier use.

And all the long verandahs, eloquent

With echoes of a score of Simla years,

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Shall plague you with unbidden sentiment –

Babbling of kisses, laughter, love, and tears.

So shall you mazed amid old memories stand,

So shall you toil, and shall accomplish naught,

And ever in your ears a phantom Band

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Shall blare away the staid official thought.

Wherefore – and ere this awful curse be spoken,

Cast out your swarthy sacrilegious train,

And give – ere dancing cease and hearts be broken –

Give us our ravished ballroom back again!

The Lovers’ Litany

Eyes of grey – a sodden quay,

Driving rain and falling tears,

As the steamer puts to sea

In a parting storm of cheers.

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Sing, for Faith and Hope are high –

None so true as you and I –

Sing the Lovers’ Litany: –

‘Love like ours can never die!’

Eyes of black – a throbbing keel,

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Milky foam to left and right;

Whispered converse near the wheel

In the brilliant tropic night.

Cross that rules the Southern Sky,

Stars that sweep, and turn, and fly,

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Hear the Lovers’ Litany: –

‘Love like ours can never die!’

Eyes of brown – a dusty plain

Split and parched with heat of June;

Flying hoof and tightened rein,

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Hearts that beat the ancient tune.

Side by side the horses fly,

Frame we now the old reply

Of the Lovers’ Litany: –

‘Love like ours can never die!’

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Eyes of blue – the Simla Hills

Silvered with the moonlight hoar;

Pleading of the waltz that thrills,

Dies and echoes round Benmore.

‘Mabel,’ ‘Officers,’ ‘Good-bye,’

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Glamour, wine, and witchery –

On my soul’s sincerity,

‘Love like ours can never die!’

Maidens, of your charity,

Pity my most luckless state.

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Four times Cupid’s debtor I –

Bankrupt in quadruplicate.

Yet, despite this evil case,

An a maiden showed me grace,

Four-and-forty times would I

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Sing the Lovers’ Litany: –

‘Love like ours can never die!’