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FREDDY THE PIG
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The Collected Poems of Freddy the Pig


The Overlook Press
New York, NY
Foreword
Most of the poems included in this volume have previously appeared in one or another of the many volumes of Mr. Brooks’ monumental work on the history of the animals of the Bean farm. They are offered as a sample or foretaste of the pleasure awaiting those who will be able some day to purchase the Complete Poetical Works of this gifted pig. The latter volume is in preparation and will include many new poems not hitherto available in print (though no publication date has been announced or for that matter contemplated). It is perhaps unnecessary to call attention to the artistic perfection and intellectual brilliance of Freddy’s work: the poems speak for themselves. We hope that this selection will introduce them to wide audiences, both here and abroad, among both humans and others.
Dealing primarily with farm life, and more specifically with the problems and pleasures of pigs, there is among them nevertheless something suited to every taste, applicable to every human situation.
As you can see, other Bean animals caught the fever from Freddy. Their verse, of course, has absolutely none of the fine tones found in the pig’s work, but it was deemed fair and square to include it. If nothing else, their work affords relief from the mass of stuff by the pig and about the pig.
—The Editors
Contents
Spring and Other Things
Ode to Spring
Spring Song
Buds and Peepers
On a Walk in the Rain
Ode to the North Pole
Ode to Nothing
The Features
No. 1: The Eyes
No. 2: The Ears
No. 3: The Nose
No. 4: The Mouth
No. 5: The Chin
No. 6: The Whiskers
No. 7: The Hair
Marching Songs
The Open Road
On Roads
The Homesick Pig
Florida
The Open Road Again
Circus Marching Song
The Animals’ Marching Song
Camping Song
Florida Weather Note
Self-praise
Admire the Pig
P, as in Pig
The Happiness of Pigs
Vacation Song
Self-Portrait
The Courageous Pig
Advantages of Being a Pig
Ode to the Pig: His Tail
Ode to the Pig: His Legs
Flying Pigs
Ranch and Range
Home on the Farm
Two-Gun Freddy
From the Ballad of Two-Gun Freddy
Warning to Rustlers
Lament
Serenade with Yodels
Horribles
Chant of the Horrible Ten
More Horribles
Pursuit of Bannister by Horribles
Chant of the Horrible Twenty
Salute to the Fearless Skunk
Chant of the Horrible Thirty
Not about Pigs
Ants, Although Admirable, Are Awfully Aggravating
Bees, Bothered by Bold Bears, Behave Badly
Tribute to the Eagle
Song of the Homesick Spider
Diet of Robins
Valentine for Jerry
Laments
Earthbound
I Feel Awful
The Days of My Youth
Gloom Song
Justice for the Pig
A Waggable Tail
Resignation
Home Is Where the Heart Is
The Wanderer Pig
Queen’s Song
By Other Animals
Prisoners’ Songs
Rats’ Song
Rats on Freddy
Thoughts on Talkers
Valentine
Spring and Other Things

ODE TO SPRING
O spring, O spring,
You wonderful thing!
O spring, O spring, O spring!
O spring, O spring,
When the birdies sing
I feel like a king,
O spring!

SPRING SONG
Hooray for the spring! What a glorious feeling!
All the little lambs on the hillsides squealing!
Tighten up your braces! Tuck in your shirt!
All the little green things growing in the dirt!

BUDS AND PEEPERS
Spring is in the air;
Birds are flying north;
And though trees are bare,
Now they’re putting forth
Leaves. The fields are green.
Sun is getting higher.
Monday Mr. Bean
Put out the furnace fire.
Birds are building nests;
In the swamp are peepers;
Men discard their vests;
Eggs are getting cheaper.

ON A WALK IN THE RAIN
When I set out upon this tour,
I thought the skies would be much bluer.
When I set out upon this tramp,
How could I know ’twould be so damp?
When I set out on this excursion,
I did not think it meant submersion.
When I set out upon this trip
I should have started in a ship.

ODE TO THE NORTH POLE
O Pole, O Pole, O glorious Pole!
To you I sing this song,
Where bedtime comes but once a year,
Since the nights are six months long.
Yes, the nights are six months long, my dears,
And the days are the same, you see,
So breakfast and supper each last a week,
And dinner sometimes three.
Then there’s tea and lunch, and we sometimes munch
Occasional snacks between—
Such mountains of candies and cakes and pies
Have never before been seen.
Let the wild winds howl about the Pole,
Let the snowflakes swirl and swoop;
We’re snug and warm and safe from harm
And they’re bringing in the soup.
We’ll sit at the table as long as we’re able,
We’ll rise and stretch, and then,