JOKES FOR ALL THE FAMILY
First published by Summersdale Publishers Ltd in 2009 as Knock Knock: Jokes for all the Family
This revised edition published in 2012 by Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Copyright © Summersdale Publishers Ltd, 2012
Illustrations © Shutterstock
Text contributed by Sarah Herman and Marcia Allison
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Title Page
Copyright Page
Funny Family
Hopping Mad
School Days
Doctor, Doctor
Waggy Dog Tales
Football Funnies
Bear Naked Teddies
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Marry Me!
The Big Roar
Knock Knock
Burps, Barf and Bottom Behaviour
Fly Away Birdie
Wicket Wisecracks
Furry Friends
Pirate Leg-pullers
A Man Walks Into a Bar
Christmas Crackers