Cover

Table of Contents

Credits

Dedication

Introduction

You Might Be A Metalhead - Part One

Metal Six Packs - Part One

You Might Be A Metalhead - Part Two

Metal Six Packs - Part Two

You Might Be A Metalhead - Part Three

About The Authors

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You Might Be A Metalhead

by Don Jamieson and Joe Bartnick

 

Illustrated by Mike Morse
Cover Design by Vinnie Corbo
Produced and Edited by Vinnie Corbo

 


Published by Volossal Publishing
www.volossal.com

Copyright © 2016
ISBN 978-0-9968826-5-1

This book may not be reproduced or resold in whole or in part through print, electronic or any other medium. All rights reserved.

Dedication

 

To All The Bands I’ve Loved Before
- Don


To my ladies, Buns and the Boo.
- Joe

 

Introduction

This book is a humorous take on the world of hard rock and heavy metal by comedian and co-host Don Jamieson of That Metal Show and fellow comedian and metalhead, Joe Bartnick.

The title is a take off on Jeff Foxworthy’s book You Might Be A Redneck but instead of blue collar comedy, it’s more like black t-shirt comedy.

Heavy metal music has been so popular across six of the seven continents that it’s literally an international language that is understood worldwide. And with Metallica playing Antarctica in December 2013 metal has finally conquered the entire world. It also explains the international popularity of That Metal Show now in it’s 14th season. Metalheads everywhere will laugh their bullet belts off!

So, without any further ado, You Might Be A Metalhead...

 

You Might Be A Metalhead
Part One