THE LITTLE BOOK OF RUDE WORDS
First published in 2009 as Really Rude Words
Reprinted in 2011
This revised and updated edition copyright © Summersdale Publishers Ltd, 2016
Research by Stewart Ferris and Anna Martin
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CONTENTS
Introduction
Rude Words: An A–Z
Sweary Synonyms
INTRODUCTION
We all know the F-word and the C-word, but it's time to get inventive. Within the sweaty confines of this dirty little book you will find an inspirational and, dare we say it, educational collection of offensive terms with examples of how you can integrate such gems as arse fuck, clunge and schlong into everyday discourse.
From the rude and the crude to the downright filthy, there's nothing quite like throwing in a well-placed profanity to raise the conversational bar. Whether you're slightly hacked off with your partner ('You're such a flange!') or you're driving the point home in an important board meeting ('Time to blue ball the big man!'), everybody is doing it, so don't be a dickwad – get on the bandwagon!
RUDE
WORDS:
AN A-Z
ARSE
Definition:
An area of the body which is sat on, shat through and groped during slow dances, often all in the same evening.
Usage:
'Arse!' – generally applicable at times of disappointment, such as when your new lover expresses a keen interest in celibacy.
'My arse!' – someone proudly posting their belfie (bum selfie).
'Does my arse look big in this?' – to which the answer is, 'Yes it does.'
ARSE FUCK
Definition:
To fuck someone up the arse; in reference to someone so minging that you would rather be shafted up the rear than look at their hideous gnome-like phizog.
Usage:
'Get behind me, arse fuck' – your hideous form is making my corneas burn, so please kindly move to the back of the bus.
'You don't have to be such an arse fuck' – you don't have to be ugly; plastic surgery is quite cheap these days so get yourself a face transplant.
'That was a complete arse fuck' – you gave me a very thorough rogering up my back passage, for which I thank you.
ARSE FUDGE
Definition:
A slightly more parent-friendly version of arse fuck; to make a hash of something; a bottom excretion, i.e. poo.
Usage:
'It's arse fudge!' – you've done a shoddy job.
'It's arse fudge!'
