KES GRAY was noted by the Independent as one of the top ten children’s authors in the UK in 2003. He is the author of the bestselling DAISY books, including the award-winning Eat Your Peas, and Billy Bucket was winner of the Red House Children’s Book Award for Younger Readers.
It’s the Easter holidays. Daisy has been given the school hamsters to look after, plus FREE TICKETS TO CHOCOLATE LAND!
Daisy is SO ready for Chocolate Land.
Trouble is, is Chocolate Land ready for Daisy?
DAISY AND THE TROUBLE WITH LIFE
DAISY AND THE TROUBLE WITH ZOOS
DAISY AND THE TROUBLE WITH GIANTS
DAISY AND THE TROUBLE WITH KITTENS
DAISY AND THE TROUBLE WITH CHRISTMAS
DAISY AND THE TROUBLE WITH MAGGOTS
DAISY AND THE TROUBLE WITH COCONUTS
DAISY AND THE TROUBLE WITH BURGLARS
DAISY AND THE TROUBLE WITH SPORTS
DAY DAISY AND THE TROUBLE WITH PIGGY BANKS
DAISY AND THE TROUBLE WITH VAMPIRES
Published for World Book Day 2016:
DAISY AND THE TROUBLE WITH JACK
Also by Kes Gray:
JACK BEECHWHISTLE:
ATTACK OF THE GIANT SLUGS
Chocolate | |
Stationery cupboards | |
Turning your head round in class | |
Feeding hamsters | |
Cleaning out Pickle and Pops’s cage | |
Pet cats called Satan | |
Filling in a form for your mum | |
Not having a special letter to take home any more | |
Telling Mrs Peters that the wind had blown the letter out of my hand during morning break and a bird had swooped down and carried it off in its beak | |
Being told on a Wednesday that you are going to be Hamster Guardian of the Easter Holiday | |
Cuddling hamsters too tight | |
Breakfast | |
Easter eggs | |
Liking chocolate | |
About eleven chocolate buttons | |
Opening my YumYumz egg | |
Eating YumYumz straight after chocolate buttons | |
Three quarters of last halves of any type of Easter egg | |
Mum saying “It’s up to you” | |
Easter egg hunts on Saturday | |
Fun things to do | |
Making one of the most important decisions of your entire life | |
Explaining things that are really complicated | |
Gabby being Gabby | |
Not having thought of something | |
Easter eggs being all gone | |
Finding out that your best friend forever gets SIX Easter eggs | |
Deciding you are definitely going to Chocolate Land and not to Mrs Pike’s baby Easter egg hunt | |
Playing tricks on my mum | |
Dropping a bag of flour on the floor | |
Telling your mum she’s been tricked | |
Not knowing if someone is listening | |
Mum going stiff, starey and scary | |
Having clearing up to do | |
Victoria sponges | |
Hot cross buns | |
Sandwiches and fizzy drinks | |
Polite things to do | |
Someone saying “I’ll go and get them” | |
Being totally sure I’d arrived at Chocolate Land | |
Hurrying up and parking | |
Doing Chocolate Land | |
Jumping on the back of an Easter Bunny | |
Moving on | |
Special maps | |
Chocolate rock climbing | |
Winning a chocolate bar | |
Writing your name on an Easter egg | |
Eating an Easter egg underlined seven times | |
Normal face painting | |
Warm, runny chocolate that’s gone cold | |
Chocolate Land rock concerts | |
Not even getting a piece of chocolate guitar string | |
Extra jigsaw pieces | |
Really liking marshmallows | |
Chocolate dolphins | |
White chocolate doves | |
Very chocolaty surprises | |
Trying to get somewhere very special fast | |
Someone going “TA-DAH!” | |
Talking to strangers called David | |
Stirring actual chocolate at actual Chocolate Land all by yourself with your mum | |
Someone shouting “RAT!” really, really loudly in Chocolate Land | |
Squeezing hamsters too hard | |
Being bitten by a hamster | |
Flinging a hamster through the air | |
Shouting “Pickle!” in Chocolate Land | |
Mum going stiffer than I’d ever seen her go before | |
Hamster poos falling into chocolate or even being near chocolate | |
Throwing away four million litres of chocolate | |
Taking hamsters into Chocolate Land | |
My mum still being really cross | |
Mrs Pike talking to Mum |
The trouble with chocolate is chocolate! If chocolate wasn’t so chocolaty, I would never have got into so much trouble over Easter.
I mean, why do people even do chocolate Easter eggs at Easter? Before Easter comes along I am quite happy eating strawberry Dip Dab lollies and Crunchy Cream biscuits. Neither of those has got even the teensiest bit of chocolate in them at all. They don’t even say “chocolate” on the wrapper.
If you ask me, the more people make chocolate, the more children will want to eat chocolate. Especially at Easter, and double especially if they let children into the place where chocolate is actually made. The places where chocolate is made should be absolutely closed to children if you ask me. But they’re not. They are wide open, especially if your mum has a special Easter voucher to go to Chocolate Land. And triple especially if your neighbour knows someone who actually works there. WHICH ISN’T MY FAULT!
I wasn’t even thinking about chocolate when my school broke up for the Easter holidays. All I was thinking about was Pickle and Pops. Pickle and Pops are our class hamsters. They’ve been living in our classroom since half term.
When Mrs Peters told us we were getting real live hamsters to live in our classroom, I nearly fell off my chair I was so excited!
As soon as she brought them in to show us, I asked if they could live in my desk. But she said no. Mrs Peters said that school desks were really no places for hamsters – which isn’t true because my desk is full of places that hamsters would really like, especially inside my pencil case. (Once I’d emptied out my pencils and pens.)
Mrs Peters said that pencil cases were made for pencils and pens to live in, not hamsters, and that if I rolled my exercise books into tunnels, I would spend an extra hour after school flattening the pages out again.
So the hamsters have to live on top of the stationery cupboard instead.
The trouble with stationery cupboards is the one in our class is right at the back of the room.
Which means if I want to see what Pickle and Pops are doing, I need to turn my head all the way round. And even then it’s not that easy to see inside their cage, because Tamsin Chance and Letitia Sparks’ heads are always in the way.
Tamsin Chance and Letitia Sparks are the luckiest children in our class because their desk is closest to the hamster cage. They still have to turn their heads round to see them, though.
The trouble with turning your head round in class is Mrs Peters doesn’t like it. Especially if she is teaching you lessons at the same time.