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Hera Lindsay Bird
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Hera Lindsay Bird


HERA LINDSAY BIRD

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This edition first published in New Zealand by Victoria University Press 2016

First published in Great Britain in Penguin Books 2017

Copyright © Hera Lindsay Bird, 2016

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Cover photograph © Russell Kleyn

ISBN: 978-0-141-98741-5

Contents

WRITE A BOOK

MIRROR TRAPS

MONICA

WAYS OF MAKING LOVE

HAVING SEX IN A FIELD IN 2013

IF YOU ARE AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAOH

HATE

CHILDREN ARE THE ORGASM OF THE WORLD

WILD GEESE BY MARY OLIVER BY HERA LINDSAY BIRD

BISEXUALITY

THE EX-GIRLFRIENDS ARE BACK FROM THE WILDERNESS

PLANET OF THE APES

LOST SCROLLS

LOVE COMES BACK

THE DAD JOKE IS OVER

EVERYTHING IS WRONG

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS

HAVING ALREADY WALKED OUT ON EVERYONE I EVER SAID I LOVED

KEATS IS DEAD SO FUCK ME FROM BEHIND

NEW THINGS

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HERA LINDSAY BIRD

‘By turns bleakly hilarious and peppered with pitch-perfect similes … [Hera Lindsay Bird] has made me, like many others, more excited about poetry than I have been in a long time’

Lucy Rhiannon Coslett, Guardian

‘On more than one occasion, while working through a poem, I have found myself asking, “what would Hera Lindsay Bird do?” There should be bumper stickers. Bird’s debut, the self-titled Hera Lindsay Bird is an exhilarating read, but what most enthrall me are her extravagant and cartoonish images … Bird is an enfant terrible’

Lucy Tunstall, Poetry

‘Much has been made of the sexual nature of her writing, but really, Bird’s tendency to feed the reader mildly pornographic images … is the least interesting thing about her. Her sexual references are often sly jokes, the punchlines delivering a sharp jolt that opens you up for lovelier lines that lie scattered all around. It’s a cunning trick, giving the illusion of reckless intimacy, as if the reader’s being dragged into the poet’s very bedroom. But really, Bird is nowhere near the bed. She’s over at her desk, scribbling furiously, thinking hard, quite possibly laughing to herself. Or maybe she’s out in the sitting room, watching sitcom reruns and shouting at her telly … Bird bangs vivid images against one another and jump-cuts from the intensely intimate to the casually conversational … she is perhaps our own fledgling Frank [O’Hara]: loose and sloppy and spirited and sincere, a gifted show-off who’s plugged into the life-giving voltage of pop culture and blessed with a bloody good sense of humour’

Grant Smithies, Sunday Star Times

‘[Bird] shows a rare, self-effacing self-reflexivity in an age of narcissism … this is a poet who is not just using language as a tool, but as an art form … The depths of the emotional space in this work – taken to the realms of the ridiculous – are extraordinary to fathom and relish as a reader’

Kelly Malone, Cordite Poetry Review

‘Even in the most sombre poems, Bird’s language is surprising and delightful … [She] draws revelation from the mundane … there is a satisfying defiance in Hera Lindsay Bird, the poet positioning herself against conservatism and authority … Her work acknowledges that everything is absurd, the system is fucked, but we – indefatigable – will keep making art and we will do it how we want’

Jessica Alice, Kill Your Darlings

‘Garrulous … impressive … Somewhere about halfway during my first reading, I found myself laughing until it hurt’

Airini Beautrais, Listener

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Hera Lindsay Bird has a MA in poetry from Victoria University of Wellington, where she won the 2011 Adam Prize. Her work has been published by The Toast, The Hairpin, Sport, Hue & Cry, The Spinoff, The New Zealand Listener and Best New Zealand Poems. In 2017 she won the Jessie Mackay Best First Book Award for Poetry and the Sarah Broom Poetry Prize. Hera Lindsay Bird is her first collection; a Laureate’s Choice poetry pamphlet, selected by Carol Ann Duffy and titled Pamper Me to Hell & Back, will be published by smith|doorstop in early 2018. She currently lives in Wellington.