LIFE'S A B*TCH AND THEN YOU DIE

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STOP THE
WORLD,
I WANT TO

GET OFF


If I had a thunderbolt in mine eye, I can tell who should down.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE


Birth, n.: The first and direst of all disasters.

AMBROSE BIERCE


Life is merely terrible.

FRANZ KAFKA
LIFE IS LIKE
TAKING A


ON THE