You’ll Never Walk
You’ll Never Walk
The Autobiography
of Andy Grant
First published as a hardback by deCoubertin Books Ltd in 2018.
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Contents
Foreword
Prologue
PART ONE
1. Mum
2. New Boots
3. The Shower Scene
4. Passing Out
5. Umm Qasr
6. Football Against the Enemy
7. The Lecture
8. Blue Door
9. The Taliban
10. Blown Away
11. Waking Up
12. Knocking One Out
13. The Choice
14. Why?
15. Bootle Boys
16. The Meal
17. Finding My Feet
18. Weighed Down
19. The Operation
PART TWO
20. The Tattoo
21. Christmas
22. You’ll Never Run
23. Grinding to a halt
24. Going under
25. Running
26. Egg and Spoon Race
27. Alba
28. Paragon
29. You’ll Never Walk…
30. Walking On
Afterword
Acknowledgements
For my mum
Foreword
Jamie Carragher
WHEN I FIRST MET ANDY GRANT HE WAS LYING ON A COUCH WEARING nothing but his undies. ‘Hello lad,’ I said nervously. ‘Alright Carra,’ he croaked back. We were in the living room of his old man’s house in Bootle, months after he’d been blown up in Afghanistan. He looked a right mess, I’m not going to lie.
My father-in-law and Andy’s dad had hatched a plan that I would go around to see him because he was a massive Liverpool fan. One morning, after dropping the kids off at school, I dived into the car and set off in the direction of the place I’ll always call home, Bootle. People say Liverpool’s like an island away from the rest of the country and, in the same way, Bootle is its own little island outside of Liverpool. It’s a close-knit community not far from the docks on the River Mersey. It’s not the richest part of Liverpool, but that’s never bothered me or anyone I know. I’ll always remember how, early on in my Liverpool career, I was with my teammate Gary McAllister and we were reading about life expectancies in Britain. The place in Scotland where Gary came from had the second lowest expectancy, while Bootle had the fourth lowest. I decided there and then that Bootle’s mantra could be: you’re not here for a long time, but you’re here for a good time. The Linacre pub was a place where people had a good time and that’s where my father-in-law spoke with Andy’s dad.
Liverpool FC were flying at the time. It was April 2009 and we were charging towards Manchester United in a title race. I had training on my mind. Tactics and possibilities floated through my head as I drove towards Harris Drive, where Andy lived. I was on auto-pilot, not thinking too much about what I’d see when I walked through the door. When someone tells you that you’re going to visit a person who’s been involved in a terrible event and been severely injured like Andy, you still think that the details sound worse than what you’ll actually see. And so, when I walked into his living room, I wasn’t expecting it. The poor lad had about a million iron bars coming out of his leg. I thought I’d be faced with a cast, bandages and a few cuts, but there was stuff going into the flesh at one angle and poking out the bone from another. The fact that he was lying there in just his undercrackers barely registered.
When you’re so entrenched in all things Liverpool FC and at the peak of your powers, like I was at the time, all you think about is winning, playing well and repeating it again and again. But every now and again, a couple of times a year perhaps, something stops you dead in your tracks and puts life into perspective. My visit to Andy’s house did that. Growing up, I never knew anyone who aspired to be in the army or the Royal Marines and it’s certainly never something I could do. Put simply, I don’t think I’d be brave enough to go to war. I’ve played with some of the fiercest and most resilient footballers out there and I don’t think they could go out and put their body on the line either, let alone come back from the injuries Andy has suffered. When I left his house that day, I thought to myself ‘there’s nothing down for this lad’. We stayed in touch and almost a decade later I’m proud to see the way he has not only recovered but the amazing things he has achieved. One of the best compliments I could pay Andy is that my kids are sick of me going on about him. I use Andy as an example to them all the time – when they’re moaning about things they can’t be bothered doing. Just normal teenagers doing what they do. I tell them to think about the positions he has been in and how he’s fought back.
I’d imagine that plenty of people in his position would have felt sorry for themselves or questioned the decision to join the Royal Marines in the first place or even blamed other people. But he hasn’t let that get in the way. He’s always trying to push himself. He’s always doing something. Come to think about it, he’s done more stuff than I have! He’s ran marathons and climbed mountains. I’ve never done that. Put simply, no one is going to stop this lad leading the life that he wants to. I think this book will show people what we in the local Bootle community and Liverpool know, which is that he’s a true role model. And I don’t think you will be able to read this book and not be lifted. And not look at your own self and think: ‘Fucking hell, I haven’t got it too bad have I?’
Prologue
IT FELT LIKE BEING IN ONE OF THOSE GRIM TV ADVERTS WHERE THE background noise has faded and the poor fella on the screen who’s just been given some awful news has turned a ghostly shade of white. From nowhere a sensation was sloshing up from the pit of my stomach, making me want to spew. I was boiling hot, freezing cold, dizzy with prickles dancing across my forehead. Then a figure came into focus on the other side of the bar and the suffocating sensations retreated. I’d been staring into space for ten seconds. Maybe more. But then the sounds and smells of our hotel restaurant began to flood back. Glasses clinked and the backing track of hushed conversation filled my ears. The smell of lager soaking into oak mingled with that of dry-roasted peanuts and cheese and onion crisps and cheap perfume. I fumbled in the pocket of my jeans, before drawing out a crumpled £10 note to hand to the barman. Gripping the two overpriced pints I’d just paid for, I mumbled ‘keep the change’ and slid one across the bar so it was ready and waiting for when my dad returned from his ciggie. He’d always preferred to stand at the bar, like fellas from a certain generation do. But since they’d taken the cage off my right leg I’d struggled to stand there with him. He shuffled in from the late November cold, rubbing his hands together, weaving between tables and stools. We toasted our pints and he turned to survey the room while I took a moment to digest what had been messing with my mind just then at the bar. What I really couldn’t bear to tell my dad was that somewhere between me ordering our bevvies and the barman placing them down onto the drainer tray, the full scale of what we were about to go through hit me harder than a wet footy on a rainy school yard. What I couldn’t find the courage to tell him was this: that while he was outside lunging the last of his ciggie, I realised that this would be the last time that he and I would share a pint together and I’d have both of my legs. The next morning they were going to cut one of them off and my life would never be the same. In the hotel bathroom later that night white toothpaste trickled down my chin as I stared at my reflection in the mirror. I was in a trance again with only the cool tingle of tiles chilling my left foot for company. ‘This will be the last time you brush your teeth on two feet,’ I told myself. The next morning they were going to pump anaesthetic into me until I drifted away. Then an old friend would amputate my right leg. How had it come to this? How long have you got?
A year earlier, in 2009, I’d been blown away, launched into the pitch-black sky and left for dead by an improvised explosive device while on a tour of duty with the Royal Marines in Afghanistan. The blast left me with 27 different injuries. Only the genius of my fellow Marines and medics, in the midst of all the blood, mud and tears, meant that my right leg was treated at the scene with a tourniquet to prevent me from bleeding out. When I returned to England, the doctors had a proposal for how to save the injured leg; by growing back six centimetres of missing bone. I was fitted with a special cage and each day I turned screws attached to its frame so that the missing tibia and fibula could remerge. I did it for fourteen months. The therapy worked. Sort of. I grew back the bone destroyed by the blast, but severe damage to the nerves meant that while I was able to learn to walk with crutches, then a walking stick and then on my own two feet, I could never be that young Marine again, playing football with my mates, running marathons in my spare time, standing at the bar with my dad and having a pint. At the rehabilitation centre in Surrey, amputees from the armed services were flourishing all around me while I shuffled along like an old fella. Some of them were playing footy with prosthetic legs and learning to ski with only one limb. I wanted that so badly it made me ache every minute of the day and so I decided, against advice from doctors and my dad’s pleas, to amputate the leg and open up a lifetime of fresh opportunities and challenges.
And so there I was, just shy of two years later, perched on the corner of my double bed at our IBIS Hotel in Plymouth, preparing to swing around and carry out that most simple and familiar of tasks. To draw back the covers and climb into bed. Only on that particular night, it would be the last time I’d do so with both of my legs. The next morning I was all kinds of emotions – nerves, fear, excitement, dread, worry. We drove through the Plymouth streets and everything blurred out of focus. All I could concentrate on was fine details – a platinum-grey door lock, the time in fuzzy red digits wavering on the dashboard clock, tiny flecks of dirt spattered across the windscreen. My dad was talking to me and I was responding half-arsed, the words tripping off my tongue. All I could think about was that operating table. Was I making a catastrophic mistake? No one had forced me to amputate the leg. They had told me to put up with it and be thankful I could walk; be grateful that I had two legs. They wanted me to plod along through life, nervous about the next flight of stairs. But I was desperate for more, and so it was my decision to lose the limb; a leg that for 22 years had carried me through life until that horrendous day on the other side of the planet when everything changed.
I was reading Hello magazine. Well, I was looking at the pictures. The surgery waiting room was quiet and I was double-wrapped by arse-less gowns – hospital dresses which only cover the front of your body to allow them easy access when they come to carve you open. They give you two of these, so when you’re sat there looking over magazines next to a dozen fellow patients, your bits aren’t on display. After the blast, I’d had 30 different operations at Selly Oak Hospital in Birmingham. Silhouetted figures would slide into my room throughout the night to take my blood. I’d wake up to their hushed tones and feel their needles penetrating my skin and then I’d drift away again. And yet there I was in Plymouth – feeling sharp and healthy save for a mild, familiar throb in my right leg. The previous night I’d sunk a few pints with my dad and darted off for an early one, and then the following morning I’d strolled in through the front door of the surgery with a Nike bag over my shoulder. I looked around at the rest of the people sharing the waiting room, some carrying off their double-wrapped arseless-gowns better than others and wondered what they were there for. The Doc, the man who was about to amputate my right leg, specialised in anything from your belly down – gall bladder, circumcisions, hernias – you name it. Most of my fellow patients were probably there for the snip, I thought. And they probably thought the same about me.
‘Andy, do you want to follow?’ called out a voice. I floated across the rubbery floor towards a doorway that would transport me to my fate. Side-by-side, my dad and I edged down the narrow corridor. These are my final steps, I thought. My heart hammered at my rib cage. At a crossroads in the hallway the guy who had been escorting us told my dad to leave. He would have to go and wait in the hospital café along with all the other tortured souls, trapped in a cruel limbo. I looked him square in the face and gave him a hug, squeezing him tight. I told him that I loved him.
‘See you in a few hours, yeah?’ I said. He gave me a rueful nod and drifted off in the direction we’d come.
‘Fuck me – this is real,’ I thought to myself. Inside the anaesthetist’s lair, with its dim lights and grim grey padded walls, they laid me down to gaze at the ceiling. There were five people shifting around in there and one of them was trying to ease my nerves, but hearing his words was hard. They placed a thin blanket over me and wedged a cannula into my hand. Then the Doc appeared, grinning gently, his slender black eyebrows arched upwards towards a tightly cropped clump of jet-black hair. I’d met the Doc long before the explosion in Afghanistan. He’d seen it all. He was active during the Iran-Iraq conflict which raged throughout the 1980s, and then the First Gulf War between coalition armies and Saddam Hussein’s Iraq. When the miserable conflicts in Yugoslavia broke out, the Doc was on the scene with his broad smile, soothing approach and unrivalled surgical skills to try and stem the flow of horror. When they sent me to Umm Qasr in Iraq he was heading out to Basra, and we met at a training camp in Portsmouth. So when I decided to have my leg amputated after the explosion in Afghanistan, he was the first person I called.
‘I thought I might be hearing from you, Scouse…’ he laughed down the phone. The Doc, real name Anthony Lambert, had fellowships and masters and diplomas and knowledge coming out of his arse – but more important than that as far as I was concerned, he was my good mate. A man I’d grown to love and respect.
‘Do you want to see your leg for one last time?’ he asked, gripping the bottom of the blanket. My eyes filled with tears almost instantly and a lump the size of a tennis ball lodged in my throat. The Doc drew back the sheet and I saw my foot appear at the bottom of the bed. The flesh was tender and swollen, and my toes were rigid and frozen. ‘I cannot wait to get rid of you,’ I thought. I felt nerves throb through me. I felt guilty for my dad and everything I’d put him through. I thought about my mum and what she would have made of it. What she would have made of everything – how I had ended up there, aged 22 and lying on an operating table waiting to have my leg chopped off. The anaesthetist loomed over me and told me to count to ten as he injected his potion through the cannula. The sedative slithered through me – creeping up my arm and bulging at the walls of my veins like some giant python. The last thing I remember was the huge lump in my throat swelling further. And before the anaesthetic could reach the top of my shoulder, the lights went out and I drifted away into darkness.
When the daylight returned, the weight of the world had vanished. What came first was a physical realisation. I went to lift my knee and as the muscles twinged in my thigh it felt so light compared with before. This horrible leg, a mix of dying nerves and swollen flesh, had been binned. In its place, there was a bandage wrapped around what I knew would be my brand-new stump. It was as though a group of people had been pushing down on my shoulders for so long and now they had all just stood away from me and I could breathe. ‘Thank fuck for that,’ I thought. Months of agonising over whether or not to cut the leg off and risk everything that comes with amputation were over. They couldn’t put the leg back on now. In the past, operations had left me feeling groggy and out of it, in a different time zone altogether, but now I could see more clearly than ever before. It was like a windscreen wiper had been installed between my ears and it was ticking back and forth behind my eyes, cleaning out all the shite and the negativity. The last time I’d felt such joy was in Afghanistan. We were fighting the Taliban and it was like a scene out of the Wild West. We’d smashed them. And as we were walking back towards our camp, victorious, there were mortars flying over our heads, wailing past us in the direction of the enemy. There was smoke everywhere amid huge walls of fire and it looked like death and destruction. It was me and my mates; we were pumped with adrenaline and we were patting each other on the back as we walked away from the carnage. That had been the last time in my life when I had felt like I was winning.
When they wheeled me into my room and I saw my dad my heart swelled with happiness. He’d probably had about 100 ciggies and rang 100 people during the operation. Later, the Doc shuffled in, surveying all before him with a clinical eye.
‘How did it go?’ I probed, my heart beating faster, scouring his features for any hint of unease.
‘Yeah, it went as expected…’ he replied, stopping tantalisingly short of saying the words I wanted to hear – the ones that would absolve me of all doubt. That was his personality, he played things down and he was never one to boast – but Jesus Christ, Doc.
‘Scouse, everything went as I thought it would,’ he reassured me. ‘You’re fine. Job done.’ He gave a pause and allowed the relief to wash over me. ‘One thing, though,’ said the Doc, spiking my heart rate with his wary words.
‘You know you had a tattoo on your calf?’ he asked gently. He was referring to the ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ motto I had inked on my leg.
‘I had to use that bit of your calf to create a stump for you, so it will look a little bit different now,’ he said. He gave me a curious blast of nervous laughter and shuffled off down the corridor. When they removed the bandaging on my stump three days later I realised the Doc had done me over. In pulling round a piece of flesh to wrap things up at the knee, he had wiped the word ‘alone’ from the famous motto. I was now the proud owner of half a leg which had been marked at the stump with the phrase, ‘You’ll Never Walk…’ Whether he meant it or not, it was merely another of the many great things the Doc has done for me throughout my life. It was another challenge for me to overcome. Because I was going to walk again – in fact, I was about to do much, much more than that.
PART ONE
1
Mum
WE WERE PEGGED BACK AND I WAS STRUGGLING, STAGGERING BACK and forth like a drunk at closing time. The smell of trampled grass and mud was overpowering. I wiped grit from my face. They launched another delivery over the top and I turned to run backwards, cheeks puffed out and blowing hard. Two of them pegged it across the field in my direction. We were both chasing the same target – a size-five footie which had been launched beyond our defence and was bouncing towards the edge of the penalty area. I had to get there first and eliminate the danger. I fancied myself as a bit of a no-nonsense left-back – a dog of a player with the delicacy of a rhinoceros – and I hated leaving the pitch without fresh streams of blood trickling down my knees. But while I could charge around to my heart’s content on a Sunday afternoon at the Melly in Bootle with my mates, this day was different. This was the real thing. This was a trial at Liverpool FC’s Kirkby Academy on their freshly-cut turf, as crisp as your living room carpet. I was one of two-dozen hopefuls who’d been given the chance to show they could be a professional footballer. If you grow up in Bootle, like me, then there’s nothing in the world that’s more important than football. And if you weren’t dropped on your head when you were a baby, then there’s nothing more important than Liverpool FC. At the Reds’ state-of-the-art Academy, with its fancy flowerbeds and flowing tarmac driveways I was hoping to prove myself worthy against some of the best ten-year-olds in the region. But these kids were super-sharp. Taking the ball from them was like trying to get your key through the front door after ten pints of Stella. It felt like all eyes were on me all the time – the coaches with their keen stares, the supporters in the small stand, my grandad, my dad, my mum. But I had to blank them out because there was a centre-forward on my inside who was so close I could hear him breathe. We flew across the pitch, studs crunching the field beneath us. To my right, a winger was homing in. I reached the ball before them both and my first thought was to lash it into the stands. But then came a moment of clarity. As the two lads closed in, I placed a foot on the ball and brought my whole body to a standstill. The two trialists ran past, carried beyond me by their own momentum, confused by my sudden composure. When I turned, the whole pitch opened up in front of me and I rolled a short pass into the feet of my nearest teammate. Applause broke out in the stand and I trotted up the field and out of defence feeling like Paolo Maldini. Butterflies flapped around inside me and I allowed a thought to flutter through my mind. This could be it. How could Liverpool say no to this? A hungry left-back with the heart of Emlyn Hughes and the elegance of Alan Hansen in his heyday? Give me the contract and I’ll sign it right here and now. I caught my dad’s eye in the stands. He looked fit to burst with pride. My grandad did too, his scarf knotted tightly beneath a broad smile. And there next to them was my mum, clapping her hands excitedly and bouncing on the spot. Her blonde bob shook beneath the floodlights as she beamed me a huge grin. I felt taller than all Liverpool’s legends put together. My mum raised the right arm of her padded parka coat and gave me a gleeful thumbs-up. I can still picture her now, her face so full of pride, doing her celebratory jig on the side of the pitch at Kirkby. Whenever I get low in life I think back to that moment, and to the many other special ones she gave me. I think of how boss my mum was. And my heart screams with sorrow when I think that she’s no longer here.
It was one of those nights when the birds gabbed to each other through the trees. The sun was being generous with its time, sticking around for a little longer before falling away behind Bootle’s terraced streets. It was a perfect night for a game of Manhunt. A Scouse institution, Manhunt is ‘Hide and Seek’ for scallies. Where the more refined would shout out ‘I’ve found you’, we’d grab our mates by the neck and scream ‘Manhunt 123’. We’d play it in a big mob of two teams, with one group defending a safe area from those whose aim was to try and take it without being seen. On this particular evening, the base was a wheelie bin which belonged to a house on the corner of Chelsea Road and a team of us were dispersed along the street, crouching behind cars and lurking in front gardens. I was eleven and I’d just been given a mobile phone the size of a brick to carry in case of an emergency. It had a fiver on it for when I needed to ring my mum and it was stashed away in my tracksuit pocket with the settings switched to silent. The scouts at Liverpool’s Academy may not have been keen on my blood-and-thunder approach to playing full-back when they failed to call back after my trial, but if there had been a forthcoming European Cup in Manhunt, I’d have been captain of any side. The normal deadline was in place for me to be home – six o’clock through the front door in time for tea. ‘That’ll do fine,’ I thought, as I checked my watch and it showed up 5.15pm. I was using an old Ford Escort as a shield to sneak closer and closer to the safe area when something prompted me to check my phone. Drawing it out from my trackie top, I saw that I had a missed call and a voicemail. The soft Scouse voice on the other end of the line was instantly recognisable. It was my mum, Joan.
‘Hi, And’,’ she said, ‘just getting your tea on now, love, so make sure you’re back for six. I’ll see you when you get in...’
As she said the final few words, I noticed her voice broke a little and my heart spiked suddenly. It was almost as though I could sense sorrow in her delivery. And so, without a second’s thought I yelled to my mates that I had to leave and began to sprint in the direction of home. Manhunt could wait. Legging it across the pavement I brushed past women pushing prams and old fellas clutching Liverpool Echos. I replayed the message over and over in my head. It didn’t sound like my mum. Something was up. I burst through the front door just after 5.30pm and scraped my trainers off using alternate heels before side-footing the shoes into the corner of the hallway. I palmed the living room door open and launched a question across the room: ‘What’s wrong?’
My mum spun around from the couch.
‘You’re early? I thought we said six?’
She went to speak again but I cut her off mid-sentence.
‘What’s the matter with you? I can tell something’s wrong…’
She ushered me towards the space beside her on the couch and spoke softly and steadily.
‘I’ve just been to the doctors,’ she said. My instincts had been right. My heart started to pound. ‘There’s nothing for you to worry about, but they did blood tests. I’ve been getting a few bruises on my legs. You know what your dad’s like, wriggling around in the night; it’s probably just him kicking me in his sleep...’
She widened her eyes, encouraging me to loosen up and laugh along, but I sat there stone-faced and stubborn. She pressed on cautiously.
‘The doctors have said I need to go into the hospital for a few days so they can do more tests. So that’s tomorrow and that’s for me to worry about and not you,’ she said. ‘You need to worry about getting changed out of those clothes because you stink and your tea will be ready soon.’
The next couple of days were a blur. My mum was in hospital and it coincided with the start of the six-week summer holidays. My twelfth birthday was a month away. In and out of Fazakerley hospital we went, past the smokers sucking life from ciggies and propping their skinny frames up with fluid drips. Inside the main entrance swarms of people milled about. Some were striding out of the exit towards a better life, others traipsing in for another dose of unthinkable grief. In the huge elevators we packed together, shoulder to shoulder with nurses, visitors, patients and porters. On the ward there was suffering. Life was draining away all around us – and yet at the end of the row of beds was my mum, looking as normal as ever, her blonde fringe sitting neatly on her forehead and a wide smile painted onto her features. She just looked a little tired if anything. After a few days of back and forth, my dad took me into one of the ward’s side-rooms which the nurses used as their canteen. We sat there in silence and I stared at the walls which had been plastered with NHS posters. They bore messages about packing in smoking; about how to respond to a stroke; about combatting a cold if you’re elderly. My dad gathered his thoughts and lent forward delicately. Then he spoke.
‘Andrew, your mum’s got something called Leukaemia,’ he said. He swallowed hard as his words hung in the air.
‘It’s not looking good for her, mate,’ he said. ‘She’s going to have to have something called chemotherapy. Her hair’s going to start falling out.’
Even then I didn’t grasp the severity of the situation. I knew it was bad, but I didn’t think for a second that my mum was going to die. She had never smoked or drank and she was always a picture of health with her cheery smile and bubbly personality. Her kids were the most important thing in the world to her – me and my two younger sisters, Megan and Hannah. My mum made cups of tea like they were going out of fashion and used to love to ferry us back and forth from school. She got a job as a dinner lady and that was the perfect fit for her because she had the kindness and the character and she was super-caring – always hugging and kissing me and my sisters. I felt like I could tell her anything. When I got a letter from school in my final year at St Elizabeth’s Primary School, to say that I’d been chatting away like a gobshite for the entirety of some poor teacher’s class, I took the envelope home and handed it to her, rather than ripping it up there and then. She wasn’t happy and she gave me a good ticking off. She was strict and headstrong, but she was always up for a laugh. Like the time I went through my secret stash of water balloons which I kept in reserve for hot summer days. My mum was outside ragging weeds out of the cracks in the paving flags and so I snuck into the bathroom and filled one up. Back in my room and kneeling on my bed, I took aim through an open window and executed a perfect strike, pinging one off her head and collapsing back onto my Liverpool duvet in fits of laughter. It was one of those moments where you laugh so hard you get stomach cramps. By the end of the day my mum had made sure she’d done it back to me. She was cool. I told her that I loved her every day.
My mum’s hair started to fall out and that was soul-destroying, because I always used to play with her hair. I’d lie on the couch and she would sit on the floor with her back to me. I’d be there twiddling as we stared absent-mindedly at the television. When she was in hospital and fast asleep, growing more frail by the day, I started to play with her hair, staring across the ward at one of her fellow patients who had tubes coming out of every orifice and whose every breath looked like an uphill battle. When I pulled my hand away from her head and glanced at my palm I could see that large clumps of it had come out in my fingers. In the end, she decided to shave her head. That’s when the people on the ward, who specialised in helping those with Leukaemia, asked her if she wanted a wig. They brought her a short blonde one similar to how it had looked before. She examined it closely and with a sad smile placed it onto her head. I had to politely and quickly excuse myself, telling everyone I needed the toilet before turning my back and breaking into a brisk walk. Once safely inside the breakout room where the nurses refuelled with their coffee, I just let it all out. I cried for what felt like an eternity.
My twelfth birthday came and went with my mum fading away in her hospital bed. She’d sent my dad out to buy me a new Liverpool top and gave it to me as we sat at her bed surrounded by machinery, constant beeping and the occasional groan of her fellow ward-mates. My dad wrote a letter for me to take into school so that if I became emotional thinking about my mum, I could hand over the note and the teachers would know why. He made me promise not to read the contents of the letter as he sealed it in an envelope and placed it in my backpack. One day I felt like life was beating me and so I plucked up the courage to hand the letter to my teacher, Mr Riley. He scrunched his face, first in shock and then pity as he scanned the note. At one point, he lifted his hand to shield his mouth in horror and he even muttered the words ‘oh God’.
After the letter, things went from bad to worse. My mum took a terrible turn and so they moved her to an isolation room where they could monitor and keep her away from contact with others on the ward. Leukaemia attacks your white blood cells and it means contracting a cold can kill you. So they made me wear a mask, gloves and apron to go in and sit next to my mum. They told me not to hug her, but I did anyway.
‘Should we wake her up?’ I asked playfully, a smirk breaking across my features. My dad gave me a gentle ‘no’ and so we sat there in silence – me, my two sisters, my dad and my mum wired up to all kinds of machines. Then she slowly came to her senses. She sat bolt upright, the colour drained from her cheeks and a pallid look etched onto her hollow features. Where once there had been life and happiness, now there was an empty canvas. She turned towards me and her eyes met mine. She looked right through me. Then the spasms started. Her hands clenched upwards towards her neck and she began shouting, contorted with grief and agony. It was horror. My body was paralysed with panic and I watched as my mum’s eyes rolled into the back of her head. As she writhed on the hospital bed, my dad went to hold her and told me to run and get the doctors. I bolted out of the room and turned down the corridor, pleading for someone to come and help my mum. Two nurses flew past me towards the open door with their blue-grey scrubs swaying as they went. I doubled-back to follow them and saw my dad and sisters staggering out of the room. One of the nurses must have hit an alarm because sirens began to scream down the corridor. Three doctors emerged in a whirl of overcoats and more nurses began to run out of different side-rooms. The alarm wailed on and I stood there open-mouthed and alone and heartbroken. I thought to myself, ‘is this my mum dying?’
I found out years later that her heart had stopped beating that day. The flurry of nurses and doctors that flooded into her room brought her back from the brink and restarted what little heart she had left. The chemotherapy was destroying her. There was never a day when she got better. There was never a day when we had hope. She came home for a couple of weekends, but I think that upset her more than anything. She couldn’t put my sisters to sleep in their bunk beds because her body was slowly shutting down and depriving her of an ounce of strength. She fell on the stairs because she was so frail. My dad had to carry her to bed. Her memories of home life had consisted of her as the hands-on mum, buzzing around and making people’s lives easier. Now she could do nothing. My mum turned 36 in July, two months after the diagnosis. By early September, her health had deteriorated so badly that she and my dad agreed that it was best we did not see her. He stayed at the hospital by her side like a silent soldier, for five days and nights on the spin. Then, on the sixth night, my mum told him to go home, have a pint and spend some time with his kids. Her sisters would take over from him, she insisted. I think my mum knew she was going to die that night.
At 11.30pm I awoke with a start. The phone was ringing downstairs. My dad’s bedroom door swung open, its bronze handle crashing into the plaster of the landing wall as he rumbled down the stairs two steps at a time. I edged towards my door barefooted and pulled it ajar so I could hear him.
‘Hello,’ he said steadily. ‘Right,’ he said solemnly. I stared at the football stickers on the back of my door. The mini portraits blurred as I stood rooted to the spot. Minutes passed until I heard the snap of the front door latch and the sound of my dad shuffling out of the house into the night. As he did so, my nan eased past him down the hallway, wiped her feet on the mat and pushed the door shut. Shivering in my pyjamas, I rocked back and forth on the corner of the couch. Time passed in solemn silence with only the click of the clock to fill the empty space. In dire need of distraction, I paced across the room to the computer, parked myself on the swivel chair and turned to Football Manager for a bit of solace. As I sat there clicking buttons and going through the motions, my nan stood like a statue, leaning on the fireplace, slowly stewing over thoughts. A couple of hours passed before there was the quiet rattle of a key in the lock and the patter of shoes down the hallway. My dad pushed the living room door open and stepped out into the light, scanning left and then right before clocking me sat at the computer. His eyes met mine and I could see straight away that his were red-raw from crying. As an apologetic look spread across his features, my dad’s lower lip began to tremble and he jerked his head downwards to hide the tears that were about to come flowing out in a river of grief. When I saw him go, the heartbreak that surged through me was so overwhelming my little body slumped into my dad’s arms and I began to sob. I buried my head in the fabric of his coat. I didn’t want to ever look up. I just wanted darkness. She was gone. My dad hugged me harder than ever and we both cried. We slept top-and-tail in his bed that night and when I woke up the next morning he had gone downstairs. In the living room, my dad was preparing to tell his daughters, aged four and six, what had happened. I edged into the living room, traumatised by a night spent tossing and turning and sweating and crying. And as we sat on the couch huddled together, my dad broke the news that I already knew to his two tiny daughters. That their mummy had gone to heaven. My sister’s response was gentle and measured.
‘It’s okay,’ Hannah reassured him, ‘we can still ring her up later and chat to her on the phone...’ The tears were oozing down my cheeks as I saw the confusion on their faces. ‘No you can’t chat to her on the phone,’ I thought. ‘That’s it now. It’s all gone.’
2
New Boots
THE YOUNG SOLDIER’S TEETH WERE CLENCHED TIGHTER THAN A VICE. He came out of nowhere, springing head-first through the forest, kicking up mud and swiping away branches before they could scrape skin from his face. I leaned forward on the couch. He launched himself into the air and landed in a pool of murky water. Somewhere out in the cold a voice called out orders but the words were barely audible. The kid on the screen shot up and out of the swamp. Khaki gear dripping, eyes blinking, he hurried across an open field, feet pounding the grass below to a gushy pulp. I could hear him breathing through the speakers next to our tele. My dad didn’t seem arsed. He was picking through the Liverpool Echo in his armchair. And yet I was transfixed by the screen. It was like the lad in the advert was in the room with us. His mission through the woods became more treacherous by the second. More fellas joined him and together they edged near to the mouth of a tunnel which would take them under water. I was breathless, eyes flickering back and forth. And then the screen froze and a booming voice called out from the speakers.
‘Where are your limits?’ it said.
The advert resumed at breakneck speed and the trainee plunged into the water; into the tunnel. I squirmed as he scrambled through the tiny space. Claustrophobia was setting in for both of us. Air began to run out and his trousers got caught. He couldn’t move. Jesus, I felt sick. He was trying in vain to pull through. You could see the panic in his eyes as they bulged with fear. The picture froze again and the stern voice returned.
‘Here?’ it asked. My heart was thumping. He scrambled free and resurfaced with an almighty gasp. A big hulking Royal Marine with arms the size of tree trunks hauled him out and because of the vantage point of the camera, I was looking the guy square in the face. He had his Green Beret perched on his head and green and black face-paint smeared all over his features.
‘Okay,’ he said with a piercing stare. ‘Compose yourself… Now go!’ And as the lad sprinted off into the jungle, a message flashed up on the screen. It read: ‘99.9 per cent need not apply.’ My dad’s voice floated across the room.
‘Why don’t you look at doing something like that?’ he said, a smirk breaking across his face. ‘Because I’ve told you a million times – if you knock sixth form on the head you won’t be able to sit around this house doing fuck-all all day…’
I was sixteen and in a rut. Most of my mates had left education behind at the first opportunity to learn their trade as plasterers and electricians, but I’d persisted with A-Levels. I loved History but I preferred Sarah Jeffries. And if she had a free period when I had Hitler, I knew where my hour was going to be spent. The only thing that was bringing me real joy was Liverpool Football Club, who were resurgent under Rafael Benitez. My attachment to the club had grown and grown to the extent I even went along to a local tattoo parlour and had the words ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ inked into the back of my calf. School had been strange from the moment my mum died. In class I’d play the fool and get away with it because teachers took pity on me. If I was being a gobshite they’d politely ask me to toe the line rather than launch a detention my way. I enjoyed that at first because I knew how to play the game, but there came a time when I thought to myself, ‘I don’t want to be defined as the kid whose mum died’. People were hesitating around me and feeling sorry for me. It made me uncomfortable. My mum would have been fuming if she knew I’d been getting away with murder because I had her as an excuse. As I went through the years, the sense of needing and wanting to do her proud grew and grew. And so when I saw the advert for the Royal Marines, on that day when I lay strewn across the couch, I felt something stir inside. Without even turning to address my dad’s witty remark, I spoke out loud in defiance: ‘You know what? I might have a look at that…’
I’d have dreams about the kid submerged and the soulless stare of the commando who plucked him from the water. Only I was the one doing the assault course. The Marine’s painted face and bright white eyes would urge me to run into dense jungle. I’d get as far as the edge of the forest before waking up with a jolt, gasping for air in my sweat-soaked single bed. In other, crazy versions of the same dream I’d breeze the circuit, scrambling through the underwater tunnel before sprinting head first into the woods, swatting away snakes and flies the size of small dogs as people from school stood and cheered me on. I’d decided that the Royal Marines was my calling. The library became my second home as I pored over internet articles and felt the butterflies rise through me. The Marines, I learned, are the elite amphibious rapid-reaction force of the UK. Their training, at 32 weeks, is the longest basic course for any of the UK military. They make up a small percentage of the entire military but a large percent of special forces and they are of a higher calibre to the army, the Royal Air Force and the Navy. I told anyone who would listen that I was going to join them. Flying off to a far-flung part of the planet to fight in a warzone was nowhere near the forefront of my mind. I just saw the tagline ‘99.9 per cent need not apply’ and became absolutely obsessed with the challenge. It was exciting, exotic, intriguing. The careers office pointed me in the direction of the next ‘Meet the Marines Day’ and the ball really was rolling. The date was set for a Saturday morning, but it was my mate’s eighteenth birthday party at the Mell Inn Pub on the Friday night. At that time in our lives, eighteenth birthday parties were the driving force that got us through the monotony of the week. But now there was ‘Meet the Marines Day’ to worry about. I turned up to the party and drank in the atmosphere, scouted the buffet and the birds with equal interest. My mates and I were at the start of a journey which involved drinking to oblivion and trying to chat up girls, telling each other we loved each other and throwing up out of taxi windows. And yet on that night I knew there was a bigger picture. I imposed a limit of a ‘couple’ of lagers, well – Blue WKDs (beer just didn’t taste nice, did it?). As the alcohol flowed, the smell of the smoke machine mingled with the odd mind-blowing waft of girls’ perfume, the temptation to stay out intensified. A sort of crossroads was emerging in my mind, and when it came to eleven o’clock, I made the first of what would be many sacrifices for the Royal Marines. I slipped away from the crowd, placed my drink on the nearest table and snuck out into the chilly night. As I walked home I felt good. I felt in control. I knew this was how I wanted to live my life.
The Albert Dock on Liverpool’s waterfront is a fitting backdrop for the start of any journey. With the mighty Liver Birds in the background casting an eye over the River Mersey, I stood hands wedged firmly in pockets watching my breath dance before me. A minibus pulled over and two young Marines emerged, bouncing down the steps and onto the tarmac to address us. ‘Meet the Marines Day’ was about to begin. The guys in front of us looked enormous, with muscles bulging out of uniforms bearing the Commando Dagger. On the minibus they joked between themselves about the ‘bagging off’ they’d done the night before. We were heading to Altcar, just outside Liverpool, for a day of insights and instructions. I edged towards the front to listen.
‘That was some run-ashore, that…’ said one of the Marines, the weird terminology tripping off his tongue as his eyes lit up. It sounded like pirate-speak from a hundred years ago, and when I asked them what it meant they said that ‘run-ashore’ in Marine terminology meant ‘a night on the piss’. What better place to ‘run-ashore’ than in Liverpool, I thought.
‘I’m hanging out now though, who got the last wets in?’ continued the taller of the two. ‘Wets’ were drinks and I’d soon learn that this term was used unconditionally when referring to anything liquid that you could stick down your gob. ‘Get the ale in,’ became ‘get the wets in’. A ‘hot wet’ was a cup of tea or coffee. We sat swaying on the minibus as it rattled out through the countryside that engulfs Liverpool. It felt like a new world was opening up to me. In my naivety – or was it my pride at being a Scouser? – I’d always felt that our city was the be-all and end-all, and that people from outside of Liverpool were cut from a completely different cloth. To my mind, the further south you went, the more the places and the people became alien. And yet these two lads were in front of me, harping on about ‘running ashore’ and drinking ‘wets’. They were exactly the sort who would have been seen coming a mile off and dismissed outright as ‘beauts’ by keen-eyed locals in any Bootle pub, but they were fascinating me. And the maddest thing was I wanted to be like them.
At Altcar, I wasn’t bothered about rifles and shooting. Some lads clearly were. You would see their faces light up as they fired off round after round, thriving off the power they were feeling. I just fell in love with the people and the notion of being a Royal Marine. It wasn’t just the fact I felt no urge to pump lead into things, I wasn’t particularly patriotic either. My way of thinking was very similar to most Liverpool people. I was Scouse and not English. I didn’t want to die for the Queen or Her Country. What enthralled me was the idea of this elite band of brothers; the idea of