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INQUISITOR

 

John & Carole E. Barrowman

About Inquisitor

Rémy Dupree Rush and his friends Matt and Em Calder are battling to save the world as we know it. All have superpowers – Rémy can alter reality with music and Matt and Em can bring art to life – but will their powers be enough?

With the world loosening at the seams, Rémy discovers that only he can halt the rise of the darkness and save humanity. But is Rémy up to the challenge?

Contents

Welcome Page

About Inquisitor

Dedication

Epigraph

Black Orpheus invite

Chapter 1. In the Beginning

Rome: 623 BC

Chapter 2. Family Ties

Friday: Rome, Present Day

Chapter 3. Sympathy for the Devil

Chapter 4. Roman Fever

Glasgow

Chapter 5. Pick Up the Pieces

Chapter 6. Frieze Frame

Rome

Chapter 7. Memento Mori

Chapter 8. Raise a Glass

Glasgow

Chapter 9. American Pie

Rome

Chapter 10. Weep Not

Chapter 11. Touch has a Memory

Chapter 12. Summer Daze

Rome: 1610

Chapter 13. Metamorphosis

Chapter 14. Burning Gold

Rome: Present Day

Chapter 15. A Pocket Full of Pebbles

Chapter 16. Desperado

Chapter 17. Let’s Make a Deal

Chapter 18. A Friend of the Devil

Chapter 19. Something to Believe In

Chapter 20. The Real Deal

Chapter 21. Somebody to Love

Chapter 22. Possession

Chapter 23. Out of Time

Chapter 24. Everything’s True but Everything Lies

Chapter 25. What’s Your Name?

Chapter 26. Closed for Repair

Chapter 27. Wanted for Questioning

Chapter 28. Still Life with Banker

Chapter 29. Take the Cannoli

Chapter 30. Stealth Mode

Chapter 31. A Long Day’s Journey Into Night

Chapter 32. Heaven is a Place on Earth

Chapter 33. Revelations

Chapter 34. Naked and Numb

Chapter 35. Bad Moon Rising

London Saturday

Chapter 36. Flower of Scotland

Chapter 37. Time’s Not on Our Side

Chapter 38. Blow Out

Scotland

Chapter 39. Life’s Pleasures

Chapter 40. Out Cold

Chapter 41. Sync and Swim

Chapter 42. The Dock of the Bay

Chapter 43. Wonderwall

Chapter 44. Smoke on the Water

Chapter 45. Hungry Like the Wolf

Chapter 46. Fire and Brimstone

London

Chapter 47. Tea for Three

Chapter 48. Mind your Manets

Scotland

Chapter 49. Taking the High Road

Chapter 50. Taking the Low Road

Chapter 51. Protect and Serve

Chapter 52. Eyes on the Past

Glasgow

Chapter 53. White Wedding

Chapter 54. Trouble from Your Kind

Chapter 55. Under Construction

Chapter 56. Picasso Baby

London

Chapter 57. Downtown Train

Chapter 58. Sound and Vision

Sunday: America

Chapter 59. The Mother We Share

Chapter 60. Nuru’s Story

Chapter 61. Annie’s Lament

Louisiana

Chapter 62. Wade in the Water

Chapter 63. Sorrow Songs

Chapter 64. Mississippi River Blues

Chapter 65. Lavender and Grass

Louisiana

Chapter 66. Gator Aid

Chapter 67. A Song in the Night

London

Chapter 68. Watching Airplanes

Chapter 69. From a Window

Chapter 70. Freebird

Chapter 71. Leaving on a Jet Plane

Chapter 72. Wind Beneath My Wings

Rome

Chapter 73. Little Red Corvette

Chapter 74. Body Language

Chapter 75. Under Pressure

Chapter 76. Cheap Trick

Chapter 77. Puppet Show

Chapter 78. The Main Attraction

Chapter 79. Howl

Chapter 80. Ride Like the Wind

Chapter 81. One Note Song

Chapter 82. Eidetic

Chapter 83. Rewind

Chapter 84. The Tree of Life

Chapter 85. Waiting

Chapter 86. Behold, They Rise

Chapter 87. Down in Flames

Chapter 88. We Three

Chapter 89. Art and Life

Chapter 90. Altered States

Chapter 91. Soul Deep

Chapter 92. A Song for the Dead

Chapter 93. Family Affair

Chapter 94. In My Time of Dying

Chapter 95. Midnight Confessions

London

Chapter 96. To the Missing

Chapter 97. Clootie Dumpling

America Two Months Later

Chapter 98. Ten Mississippi

Glossary

Acknowledgements

About John & Carole E. Barrowman

The Orion Chronicles

The Hollow Earth Trilogy

An Invitation from the Publisher

Copyright

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‘The tree of knowledge is not the tree of life.’

Lord Byron

‘Sing, Heavenly Muse…’

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1.

In the Beginning

When humans were divine and gods adored them, when time was not measured in hours, days, months or years, an angel fell from favour and was banished to Chaos. This fallen creature wandered in exile, watching the world through crevices in the darkness.

Soon the First Watcher was not alone. Others fell. They too were destined to watch the world in fleeting moments from their banishment.

Then the First Watcher discovered a rift that took him from darkness back to the light. Taking human form, he rose to power, seeking out three elements necessary to bring other Watchers into the light, to rule with him in a glorious Second Kingdom.

A golden lyre.

A sacred chord.

And a powerful Conjuror, whose magic would bring these elements together.

His enemies were prepared for him and his human legions, the Camarilla, and cast the First Watcher from his place of power. But they were unaware that he had left a seductive mark on the world, ready for the time when he might rise again.

That time had come.

Rome

623 BC

2.

Family Ties

‘Luca, it’s time,’ his mother said, waking him from sleep as the summer-solstice sky showered stars on the marshland outside the Servian Wall.

Dressed in unfamiliar robes, Luca found himself in a chariot, driving towards a moat of flames that circled the centre of the marsh. Another chariot raced beside him, its wheels a blur. He caught a glimpse of a girl, her wide eyes catching the firelight and her cloak spreading behind her like golden wings.

The chariots stopped together. Luca’s mother lifted him down and set him on the marshy ground.

‘Walk from here,’ she instructed, on her knees next to him. ‘Go to your father.’

She anointed Luca’s forehead with oil, then nudged him towards the flames. He moved uncertainly, the smells of charred myrtle and ripe citrus making him lightheaded. He could hear the whole city’s prayers echoing behind him like the weeping of a thousand crows. The girl in the golden cloak stood beside her own chariot, skin like copper and eyes fierce as a hawk.

‘Come,’ Sebina said.

Luca knew then that he would follow her anywhere. He took her outstretched hand and walked with her into the furnace. He felt nothing but a brush of warm air.

In the heart of the fire, a great silver tree stretched out of the marshy soil, its limbs like arms and its trunk pocked with hundreds of piercing yellow eyes. The eyes closed one by one, until only one pair remained. Unblinking. Focused on him and Sebina.

The eyes became part of a creature with wings of fire, its body covered in scales and swollen in the middle like the throat of a toad. Its head was human, mostly. The part that wasn’t looked unfinished, like unformed clay. It spoke.

‘Come to me, children. I will sanctify your powers. You will make me great again.’

Wordlessly Luca and Sebina walked into its embrace.

Friday

Rome, Present Day

3.

Sympathy for the Devil

The First Watcher had endured an eternity bound in a painting like a specimen in an apothecary jar. He stretched his gnarled fingers out of the canvas into the conditioned air of the sacred chamber. As each crooked finger broke through, his flesh snapped and sizzled like electricity before a wire burns out. He knew nothing about electricity, but he understood a great deal about burning: the reek of flesh when it seared to bone, the stench of everlasting terror.

The First Watcher had answered to a host of ancient sacred names: Afriti, Moloch, Scaramallion, Lucifer – and Inquisitor. His current favourite. It was a name that suggested sovereignty, arrogance, malevolence: all qualities the First Watcher admired and had rewarded in humans. He liked that the name suggested his dark personal relationship with the divine.

An alarm clanged double time.

The Inquisitor’s fingers retracted in a whiff of foul air.

*

An acolyte of the Order of the Camarilla, dressed in a white hooded cassock with long bell sleeves, rushed into the secure vault, breathless and sweating. She stopped to let the heavy steel doors seal shut with a whoosh of air. A computer monitored the vault’s humidity, temperature, and the painting’s pulse. It was this third line of vitals, like sharp mountain peaks on the screen, which had caught the acolyte’s attention. With a shaky swipe, she stopped the deafening alarm.

The First Watcher was awake.

The vault was a rectangular space the size of a shipping container. Surgically clean, it was dimly lit with only a ribbon of emergency lights on the floor. On the smaller southern wall, an arched grotto had been moulded into the steel walls, holding the painting in an ornate gold frame. The painting, a double portrait, showed a roll-top desk strewn with artefacts: a compass, a violin, a metronome and a stack of scrolls. The desk stood between the Inquisitor, cloaked in velvet and ermine and seated on a throne-like chair, and his disciple, Don Grigori. The surface where Don Grigori had once stood was flat and dull, the paint flaking away.

The edge of the canvas was glowing as if it had been outlined in neon yellow paint. With head bowed, voice trembling, the acolyte stepped close to the painting.

‘Your Eminence?’ she whispered. ‘Your Eminence, can you hear me?’

The figure of the Cardinal was fluttering on the canvas.

‘Your Eminence?’

A cloud of bluebottle flies coughed from the Inquisitor’s painted smile. The question was faint, but distinct.

‘Are you a believer?’

‘I am,’ replied the acolyte, kneeling before the painting.

The painting was pulsing now as if a human heart beat beneath the canvas. The Inquisitor’s head stretched out into the vault, flesh dripping from his skull. His eyes dangled like onyx pendants from their sockets and loose skin hung from his thick jowls like lumps of suet. Thin strands of light kept his entirety harnessed to the canvas like a thousand fiery reins holding back a chariot. The grotesque face twitched.

‘Are we ready?’ his voice boomed, shedding flakes of thick paint on to the white concrete floor.

‘We are close,’ said the acolyte, ‘but…’

‘But what?’ A second wave of fat flies spewed from the canvas.

‘It is Luca. His commitment to our cause is weakening.’ The acolyte paused and swallowed. ‘His loyalty is unpredictable.’

The flies swarmed in spirals like a hundred tornadoes rising to the ceiling, choking the air vents.

‘I will handle my son.’ The Inquisitor’s face swelled before settling again, his tongue bleeding ochre onto the floor. ‘What of the Conjuror? Is he finally ours?’

‘Soon. The Conjuror and the lyre will be in our possession soon.’

The Inquisitor’s gnarled hand shot out from the canvas, dragging the acolyte up to meet his slack, doughy face. ‘No more failures. It is time to bring me back.’

She squirmed, panting, from the terrible grip. From inside one of her bell sleeves, she pulled out a sketch pad and began to draw, sketching and shading, her fingers a blur of light scoring across the page. She felt euphoric, like she was floating outside of herself, her cheeks flushed pink and her heart fluttering in her chest. She had been prepared for this moment since childhood. Like her father and grandfather before her, she was a blessed child of the Camarilla, her future inescapably linked to the Inquisitor’s wellbeing, to his eventual metamorphosis. He was the source of her family’s vast wealth and entrenched power. He was everything.

At first it looked as if the Inquisitor was being tugged unwillingly into reality, his wraith-like body still attached to the canvas. But suddenly the vault seemed to inhale, the walls sucking in on themselves; then exhaled again, its walls regaining their original shape, leaving the acolyte on the ground gasping for air. High on the ceiling, one by one, the fat flies ruptured, covering the chamber in foul buttery bile.

*

The Inquisitor had been bound for centuries. His flesh was weak, his muscles trembling. His time away had not strengthened his body the way he had hoped. He studied his hand with displeasure, its tissue-paper skin mottled with brown age spots, its veins like thin yarn running up his arm, its bones visible. His legs, too, were snaked with thin black veins that popped and bled through his skin when he tried to straighten his body and stand. His legs could not support his weight, feeble though he was, and he crumpled to the ground.

‘Come, Eminence,’ the acolyte whispered, lifting him. ‘Let me help you.’

Swinging his arm over her shoulders for support, the Inquisitor shuffled towards the door of the vault. He tightened his grip, soaking up the acolyte’s bewitching brew of terror and anticipation. She choked, turning as white as her robe.

‘There now,’ the Inquisitor murmured, absorbing all that she was and all she would become. ‘Better. Much, much better.’

4.

Roman Fever

On the other side of Rome, head down and a leather messenger bag bouncing against his hip, Callum Muir dodged clusters of tourists swarming the Piazza di Spagna. He couldn’t risk his face being caught in the frame of one of the hundreds of photos being taken in front of the white steps Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck had made famous decades ago. He needed to stay off the radar for a few more hours.

Callum Archibald Mathieson Muir didn’t want to be the thirty-fifth Earl of Dundonal. He wanted to challenge the destiny his birth dictated, to piss off his dad and the old-school expectations of what a Dundonal heir could be and should do. And so, a week before sitting his final exams at Edinburgh University, he had fled to Rome. In a city where – according to a Muriel Spark story he’d once read – artists were treated like gods, at last he could be the creative he’d always wanted to be. He didn’t regret the decision, but survival without his substantial trust fund had required him to revive certain special… talents he’d developed during his years of classical education at posh Scottish boarding schools.

He’d also fallen in love.

In front of the crowded Barcaccia fountain, a young couple taking a selfie backed into Callum. He quickly ducked from their apologies, and cut to their left before bounding up the front steps of the three-storey town house next to the Spanish Steps that along with the Trinità dei Monti church anchored the historic neighbourhood.

He stood in front of the Keats-Shelley Museum’s security pad, wiping his clammy hands on his trousers before punching the buttons. The panel pulsed yellow then flashed red.

Wrong code. Shit. The light flickered. Yellow. Wait. Wait. Thirty seconds before he could try again. He exhaled, calming his wired nerves. The meeting to seal the deal was only an hour away. He needed to get in and out of the museum fast.

He scanned the square. Expensive boutiques, designer shops, pricey flats and luxury hotels shared the public space with travellers living from their backpacks, musicians and artists busking their talents for a meal, budget newlyweds snogging on the steps, and crowds of tourists on discount tours, their colourful flags waving in the late afternoon breeze. A mobile phone store and a Starbucks nestled near the massive church that loomed over the square. Rome: rich and poor hand in hand, the ancient seducing the modern.

He noticed a busker bent over a guitar in the shade of a gelato cart on the far side of the fountain. She wasn’t very good, picking Lou Monte’s ‘Roman Guitar’ on her sticker-covered instrument, but she knew how to entertain, and a small crowd was gathering appreciatively, dropping coins inside the open case at her feet. The busker looked up, caught Callum’s gaze, and smiled, sending a chill up his spine.

Was he being watched? Was someone on to his game? How was that possible?

The pad beeped. Callum punched the code again. Yellow. And. Red. Something was wrong. Concentrate. One last chance and he’d be locked out. Then, no matter the deal he’d negotiated, he’d have to cut his losses and run. He cracked his knuckles and rubbed the rough beard on his cheeks. He’d done this before. He knew the drill. Another thirty seconds, then get it right.

Relax, dude. Breathe.

The musician’s song was plodding and slow, a sombre soundtrack to the day’s bright August sunshine. Callum had never seen the busker in that spot before, and he’d been watching every day since setting up his cover as a volunteer at the museum. Every day he paid attention to the ebb and flow of the crowds, the peak tourist times for the museum, gaining the curator’s trust, calculating when the time was right for their move.

His move.

He was alone now.

His breath caught in his throat as he swallowed his sorrow. His stomach rolled, reminding him he hadn’t eaten all day. What else was new? His tall athletic frame had grown thinner since the accident, his jeans hanging loose on his hips. He popped a mint into his mouth, burped.

Should he run before things got any more complicated? Then what? Admit he’d failed? Go back to being ‘Wee Cally’ as if he were a character in a Roald Dahl story or the PG Wodehouse novels his gran adored? No. Not after everything that had happened in the last week. Callum cracked his knuckles, punched the code for the third and he hoped final time.

Glasgow

5.

Pick Up the Pieces

Later that same morning, Rémy Dupree Rush was staring out the tall windows of a Georgian mansion thinking about time travel. He later wondered if the idea had come to him because he was facing the past: Glasgow’s Necropolis with its grey stone mausoleums, decorative Roman arches, Corinthian columns, and pencil monuments filling the view from the second-floor bedroom that had become his most recent home. Or maybe the idea had come to him because he’d spent the last two days pouring over his mother’s journal again, convinced he was missing something that might change the awful trajectory of his life.

The day he’d sat numb and speechless at the Formica kitchen table in Chicago all those months ago was scarred in his memory. The day he had learned he was a Conjuror: a descendant of an African tribe with powers to alter reality with their songs and music. And not just any Conjuror. The only one left in the world.

He remembered the blood coating his mom’s teeth after Tia Rosa’s slap to her cheek to stop his mom from sharing her secrets. But his mom had carried on anyway, her eyes blazing with a teary determination. As Rémy stared out of the tall windows, her voice was as clear in his mind as if she were sitting next to him.

I’m tired, Rémy. Tired of the noise in my head and the evil clutching my heart. It’s time you get prepared for what’s to come.

The images etched on an ancient Roman frieze in the catacombs below the Tiber during his escape from the catacombs: that’s what she had been referring to. The secret she’d kept from him. His destiny carved in stone – literally. The frieze had depicted the coronation of the King of the Underworld, and that King had looked a hell of a lot like him.

He’d spent the past few days scouring the pages of the journal, trying to find the rest of the words to the frieze inscription.

Ecce unus est…

These were the only legible words on the relief.

Behold! One is…

But ‘One is’ what? One is coming? One is going? One is caught in the Matrix? What?

Rémy sighed, rubbing the top of his shaved head. Of course, all this thinking about time travel might just have been inspired by bone-aching boredom. If he had to play one more frickin’ game of poker or cribbage while under house arrest, he’d lose more than his shirt. Something drastic had to be done, if he was to put an end to this and make the Camarilla pay for murdering his family.

He went in search of Em.

6.

Frieze Frame

Em Calder sat cross-legged in the sunroom at the back of the sandstone mansion with all the windows open out to the wildly overgrown garden, a late afternoon breeze rustling the pages of the sketchbook on her lap. Rémy watched her for a minute or two from the French doors off the dining room as she used the heel of her hand to add texture to a section of her drawing.

When he sat next to her on the wicker couch, he saw she was working on a sketch of him. Quickly, her cheeks pink, she closed the book. His gloom lifted a little. He liked Em. Maybe more than liked her.

‘I think we should go back to Rome,’ he said.

Em made a disbelieving noise, tucking the sketchbook under her leg. ‘Why? We’ve direct orders from Vaughn and Jeannie to stay here until after their Council meeting. We can’t risk another fight with that Nephilim.’ She gently touched Rémy’s head near a row of stitches from a nasty cut. ‘You’ve not fully healed from the last one.’

Rémy took her hand, her warmth infusing him with confidence. ‘I need to find out more about that altar frieze. I need to know what it means.’

Em didn’t pull away. Instead, she opened her sketchbook with her free hand, flipping to a drawing she’d made. ‘Take a look at this instead,’ she said.

The frieze depicted two stola-draped goddesses standing on either side of the altar. One goddess held a set of pipes in her hands and the other clutched a lyre. Skulls frozen mid-scream, twisted tormented bodies, and flayed souls of the damned made up the high back of the throne in front of the altar while the seat itself appeared to be a cushion of wings, its legs constructed from broken bodies. Em had smudged that part of her sketch, but Rémy had it seared in his imagination. Because he was the one sitting on the throne of souls, and the Nephilim was crowning him with a laurel wreath.

‘I don’t want to study the frieze itself,’ he said. ‘I want to see its creation. I want to go back, Em.’ He looked meaningfully at her. ‘In time. To find out what it means.’

Em jumped up from the couch. ‘That is not a good idea. My brother almost died the last time we time-travelled. You’ve seen Matt’s eyes? They’re like a kaleidoscope shifting at warp speed. What if next time his… I don’t know… his entire head just explodes?’

‘I don’t think that’s likely,’ said Rémy as he followed her out into the garden. Despite its neglect, the tangled green space was flourishing with rose bushes in every shade of red and pink imaginable.

‘Not taking that chance.’ Em headed to the back of the garden and the shade of an oak tree where someone had hung a tyre swing.

‘It’s not your chance to take,’ said Rémy, leaning against the tree as Em climbed on to the swing. ‘Matt’s as frustrated as I am with leaving so much unfinished, and you know Caravaggio will do anything Matt wants him to do.’

‘Then why are you even talking to me?’ Em swung higher, the tyre grazing Rémy’s hip.

He grabbed the rope and pulled the tyre to a stop. ‘Because I trust you more than your brother and I want… I think…’

‘You think he won’t do what you ask without me?’

Her proximity and the intense expression in her eyes spiked Rémy’s pulse. Her unruly short hair caught the sun through the tree branches, its purple streaks looking like satin ribbons. What he really wanted to say to her was that he knew she would have his back, maybe more than her brother. But more than that, he wanted to say he was falling in love with her. And he was terrified that if he let her out of his sight before the lyre was found and the Inquisitor destroyed, he’d lose her like he’d lost his dad, his mom, and his aunt.

Instead he let the tyre go. ‘You got me. I’m talking to you because Matt will do just about anything you ask him to do.’

Em smiled and jumped from the swing. ‘You got that right.’

Rome

7.

Memento Mori

On Callum’s last try, the massive wooden door unlocked with a click. He stepped inside the small foyer, locked the door behind him and climbed the narrow marble stairs two at a time. At the top of the stairs, the landing was suffused with light from a high round window where centuries ago an attic might have been, its space long since demolished. To his left was a tiny gift shop and the museum office; to the right the entrance to the main room, a library panelled in dark mahogany with floor-to-ceiling shelves packed with leather-bound books and literary artefacts from the generation of English Romantic poets and writers who’d once lived in the house. Many of the most valuable artefacts were secured behind glass.

Flipping through a set of keys, Callum unlocked the double doors into the library. He inhaled the sharp smells of old books and lemon polish that permeated the fustiness of the windowless room. Once a sitting room where Percy Bysshe Shelley, his young wife and writer Mary Shelley, Lord Byron, John Keats, their friends and lovers worked and played (and in Keats’ case died), its haunting aura quickened his pulse.

Many of Keats’ manuscripts had been separated from their original folios when Keats died. His friends, fraught with grief, broke them up and distributed them among themselves as memento mori. It was to one of the cases near the separated manuscripts that Callum went right away. Easing a leather folder from his messenger bag, he untied it and spread a single illustrated sheet on the glass lid.

The ink woodcut was probably his best work since university, where he’d forged everything from letters home to parents to fake IDs, graduating to birth certificates and letters of recommendation from professors. Pietra had helped him see how he was wasting his talents. He took a deep breath.

The last time he’d seen Pietra had been in a seedy morgue, hours after a drunk scooter driver had hit her in heavy traffic on the Via della Conciliazione, killing her instantly and fleeing the scene. Finishing their treasure hunt had become his own memento mori.

Don’t think of Pietra, he told himself.

He took one last look at the document’s faded watermark: a strange family crest, a coat of arms with a flying stag at its centre that had given him the most difficulty. The copy didn’t need to be perfect, it just needed to be good enough to delay detection of the theft. It would have to do. Time was up.

With the smallest key on the set, Callum unlocked the glass top on the wooden case. An alarm beeped softly under the lid, counting down the forty-five seconds for Callum to do what he had to do and get the case locked again. Reaching underneath the heavy lid, he carefully slid out the rare single sheet folio.

8.

Raise a Glass

Pietra had discovered the value of the illustration when they first settled in their flat in Rome. Unlike Callum, she had aced her exams at Edinburgh and been accepted to a post-doc lit and art programme at Sapienza, the University of Rome. She was researching the Rossetti family – Christina, the English poet, and her brother, Gabriel Dante, the Pre-Raphaelite artist – when she came across a reference to Lord Byron’s ‘Tree of Life’. Was it a lost poem perhaps? Priceless, if so. The answer to all their financial problems – but only if they could find it.

The day Pietra discovered a solid lead, they’d celebrated with a bottle of not-their-usual-cheap-piss Chianti.

‘John Polidori was Byron’s doctor and friend,’ she told Callum breathlessly between kisses. ‘In 1814 Byron needed to get out of England because of a series of sex scandals, and he allowed Polidori to tag along with him to Italy.’

‘Like us,’ said Callum, raising his glass.

‘Like us,’ Pietra agreed, ‘only with servants, gold carriages, and much better vino.’

Callum shoved the pillow behind his head, staring up at the wooden beams on the sloped attic ceiling of their garret rooms. ‘And who wis he when he was at hame?’ Callum said, mimicking his gran’s favourite phrase in his broadest Scottish accent.

Pietra rested her notepad on her chest and looked over at him. ‘I do love when you talk dirty, mio amore.’

He set down his glass and crawled to her, nuzzling her neck, whispering, ‘It’s a braw bricht moonlicht nicht.’

She laughed, shoving him away. ‘Let me finish.’

‘OK. What does this Polidori guy have to do with Byron’s lost poem?’

‘That’s the best part,’ said Pietra. ‘I don’t think Byron’s “Tree of Life” is a poem.’

Callum loved how passionate she’d become about this search, her intensity and focus overshadowing their continued dive into poverty and multiple bills that were past due. She refused to ask her well-connected Roman family for help, and he had no family he wanted to ask. His gran, maybe, but she’d tell his mum. No doubt about that.

Pietra gathered her long black hair into a loose ponytail. ‘John Polidori killed himself shortly after he wrote an especially awful epic poem called “The Fall of the Angels.”’ She grabbed a book from the table. ‘Look at this.’

‘What am I looking at?’

‘This illustration is the cover for the poem.’

‘It looks like a tree from a Robert Crumb drawing.’ Callum looked more closely. ‘Are those people inside its trunk? Makes it look like the tree’s shitting them out.’

‘I think that’s what it’s meant to look like. Like they’re being defecated from the world. And those images at the end of the branches look like ancient temples. But that’s not the strangest thing about it.’ Pietra tapped the caption.

Callum read it aloud. ‘The Tree of Life marks the way to the Second Kingdom and its untold riches.’

‘Look at the name at the bottom,’ said Pietra. ‘It’s difficult to make out, but can you see?’

‘Byron,’ said Callum in surprise. ‘I didn’t know Byron was an artist.’

‘Me either,’ she said, shrugging. ‘Not a serious one anyway. But everyone sketched and doodled back then, and that’s why this drawing will be worth something to a collector.’ Her eyes gleamed. ‘And “untold riches” to us.’

‘How?’ Callum said uneasily, already guessing the answer.

‘You’re going to steal it and replace it with one of your forgeries. You’ll have to get a voluntary job at the Keats Museum where the original is, of course. The Dundonal name can come in useful for once. With your talents, we could get away with it.’

Callum couldn’t help himself. The thrill of working again, of flexing his unique artistic muscles was too much to resist. Plus, he’d flirted with their landlord as much as he could. Soon, they’d have to pay the rent.

He stood directly beneath the double skylights, noting the vines stretching from the bulbous trunk that looked like a prodigious bum and the pictorial glyphs etched on its main branches. ‘OK, I’ll bite,’ he said, dropping the book and scooping her into his arms. ‘Where is this Keats Museum?’

Pietra smiled. ‘Right here,’ she said as he carried her over to the mattress, kissing her neck. ‘In Rome.’

*

Callum choked back the rest of the memory of that day. Slipping his forgery of Byron’s illustration inside the case, he locked it, and silenced the alarm.

‘No turning back now, amore,’ he said into the silence.

Glasgow

9.

American Pie

In the front room of the Georgian mansion, Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio was about to skunk Matt Calder in a cribbage game that had the loser promising to cook dinner. Both men were drinking, Matt coffee and Caravaggio the previous night’s sangria. Although the Orion safe-house was sparsely furnished, it had games, a stocked fridge, a big TV and encrypted WiFi.

Em loomed over her twin brother’s shoulder. Born three minutes apart, the twins were as alike in their pale Celtic complexions and sharp features as they were unalike in their physical stature. Em was athletic but petite, while Matt was over six feet and built like a runner.

‘Can’t you let him win for once, Matt,’ said Em checking the pegs on the cribbage board. ‘Your spaghetti Bolognese isn’t up to much, but Caravaggio can only cook one thing, and I’m not eating it.’

Matt’s shades were up on his head, holding his long hair off his face. Tiny threads of gold flecked his kaleidoscopic irises. He regarded Caravaggio tipping on the back legs of the chair across from him.

‘He’s cheating, Em. You may get my spaghetti after all.’

Caravaggio tried to look hurt, but mostly just looked less mischievous, his dark eyes widening. ‘That five of clubs caught in my sleeve. It was an honest mistake.’

Matt snorted, tossing his losing hand into the middle of the table. He stretched his muscles and walked to the windows at the front of the house. ‘You win, Michele. I can’t take any more card games. Were you yelling for me, Em?’

‘I have a question for you to consider,’ Em said. ‘What if we went back to Rome with Rémy and you helped him to… “see”?’ She put the word in air quotes.

‘Don’t do that,’ said Matt, frowning.

‘Hear her out,’ protested Rémy.

‘What if we were really quick?’ continued Em. ‘We don’t need much time. We just need you to help Rémy figure out how his face got on to a stone frieze showing the coronation of the King of the Underworld.’

Caravaggio’s feet dropped to the floor with a thud. ‘I’m not going back into that Nephilim’s lair,’ he said. ‘He wants to kill me, if you remember.’

Matt scratched his head with the leg of his shades, his eyes like stained glass, a jigsaw of colours. ‘Rémy wants me to use my historical vision and replay a moment in ancient history when an altar frieze was created?’ he repeated. ‘First, we don’t know anything about where or when the frieze was created. And second, I need to be in the exact spot to replay anything.’

‘What if we could find out where and when?’ said Em, twirling a strand of her hair.

‘How?’

‘The library at the Abbey, back in Auchinmurn.’

Matt looked incredulous. ‘But where would you even start?’

‘With him,’ said Em, pointing at Caravaggio.

The artist raised his eyebrows. ‘Me?’

Em gave him a winning smile. ‘Michele, before the Duke of Albion got you out of Italy on the day the world believes you died—’

‘The day you stole a painting that the Camarilla had paid for,’ Rémy cut in.