This Cockeyed World
GUERNICA
TORONTO – BUFFALO – BERKELEY – LANCASTER (U.K.) 2013
Contents
Title
End of the World Airfield
Heading North
‘Couver Blues
I Had Ears
Girl on the seashore
The Heart of the World
Head From Mata Hari
The Viking’s Mother
Tomorrow is Forever
Ready or Not
This Cockeyed World
Lost Channel Road
Strong Arm
Young at Heart
Mute and Staring
You and Your Stuff
Jim the Drifter
Crypto-zoology
The Writerly Life
Crossroads
Freemantle
The Juras
Knife Fighter
Archie Marries Veronica
Tucumcari Roadhouse
List of Contributors
The Lady on Radio Road
A Hundred Acres and Some Kind of Fool
Strip Bar Haiku
Funny Old Memory
Wooden Indians
Camilo’s Bitch
And Let the Games End
Early Music
Even-Toed Ungulates
Bus Ride
One Gaunt White man
Where to, Zoe?
Our First Night at the Buchan
Big Nicky
Greenberg’s Drugstore
Another Round
Runagate Again
Tiger Man
Afternoon of the Blind Man
Guardalavaca Night
Forests
About Jim Christy’s Previous ColleCtions
End of the World Airfield
Seven planes, all sizes, spread
Over the tarmac after
The storm, like birds
On a white cashmere overcoat.
Undercarriages yellow
Or red, like spoonbills, white-
Tailed kites and ivory gulls.
There’s a snowy owl and a common
Tern. One woodcock come out
Of a wood of glass trees. The closest,
Like a pelican, must be
A cargo plane. It’s so quiet
You could hear a parachute
Open. Pilots all gone.
Mechanics vanished. Attendants
Wheeled away long ago.
There’s no one in the tower.
I’m alone between
Arrivals and Departures,
Next to the coffee machine. It might
Be the end of the world. I
Hear it tell me angels
Have made snow angels
On the runway.
Heading North
I’m headed for Northern Ontario. Nobody’ll
Think to look for me there. They’ll check
The old familiar southern places they think
My heart still embraces but where I usually
Just got run out of town, or dropped
At the outskirts out beyond the empty multi-
Plex and the last nail salon with an: “And don’t come back.”
Atta wa pis kat not Sarawak.
No one’ll recognize me under all those
Clothes, I’ll be just another Yo-ne-gis
With an icicle hanging from his nose.
My lips will look like a frozen river
Reflecting the grey blue sky.
Things have gotten too hot
In Furnace Falls and I just
Get the blues in Mississippi Station.
I remember the time in Ompah,
Outside the general store when the guitar
Fell on my head and woke me up. I’ll
Pass through Tichbourne and claim
To be someone else. You’re up there
Somewhere, I know.
I’ll find you and take you to Maskara,
Buy you a diamond from DeBeers after
You paint your big brown eyes. I want
To see how you look lying
On a Bear Skin Lake. I’m older
Than you but eager and I’ll
Prove it in Summer Beaver.
Ours will be a Marathon love, we’ll
Write our names on the Chalk River
And wake up Ati ko kan pledging Our troth with Caribou bone beats
On mastodon tusks.
Webequie
Mosonee
Moose Factory
Let’s visit the birds
On Akimiski
We’ll ride sweet coltsfeet
Along the ice roads, be rash,
Make love behind the leather leaf.
You’ll whisper:
WuhnumminWuhnummin
And tenderly I will sigh:
Kitchenuh may koosib
How will that sound at Ear Falls?
Nearby’s the Long Legged River
They named after you. Yes,
It calls to me north of Kaba baka.
We’ll make camp on the shores of
The big water, you’ll say you’re
Rescuing the name from an old
English captain, call it after me:
Jim Bay. Let’s take the dogs
To Fort Albany, get blankets for
Our antlers. We’ll grow old in a lodge
Of skins, paint symbols on the hides:
The sun, the moon, the moose and
Wolverine, animal tracks, tract houses
Of the south. The fires
In our hearts will sketch
Cartoon puffs of smoke
In Northern air. Your giggles
Make the weasel nervous. You’ll
Cry ‘Pluck, cut, gut’ at the snow
Goose. All your stories start:
“This was in the days of Bright
Nose.” I especially liked the one
About the cannibal rabbit. One
Night we saw Witikos rise up
Out of the waters, only to be
Defeated by our happiness. We
Will stay there content until you put
The Silver Dollars on my eyes
And send me out in the canoe
Alone, drifting toward the Pole.
‘Couver Blues
I’m gonna leave this dreary old ‘Couv
Go home,
Pack my grip
And get on the move
Take the passenger train
Far away from all this rain
I’m after bright skies
Want to have to shield my eyes
I’ll ride that Hound
Southern bound
Feel the sand in my shoes
Lose these ‘Couver blues
Maybe I’ll go to Yucatan
Get a sun tan, won’t need no Soleil de Bain
Drink Margaritas with the senoritas
But who am I jiving?
You won’t find me at some beach bar
My loonies don’t stretch that far
I’d go to FLA
But I wouldn’t have the money to stay
Guess I best just head east a ways
Cause I got these ‘Couver blues
I could jump in my old Cadillac
Cross the country all the way to Shediac
But the weather’s even worse there
And I don’t need no Brunswick Blues
I suppose I could try Osoyoos
Breathe some of that dry air
But I don’t really like
The kind of people they got there
Maybe go to Alberta
Where I hear a man’s free
Under those wide blue skies
At least til they figure how to privatize
I had something happening once
In Moose Hat or was it Medicine Jaw
Least I did until she called the law
And I had to scram
Down to the Badlands
Those kind of memories just make me cry
And I want to keep it dry
I already got the ‘Couver Blues
Think I’ll cross on into Saskatchewan
I could go to Porcupine Plains
But the women are homely
And the men folk kind of prickly
There’s always Weyburn
(Like hell there is)
I’ve been aiming at Success for years
But they always stop me at the outskirts
Down the road a piece is Oxbow
Where the weather’s never inclement
But if I went there I’d just have an incident
I see Old Wives up ahead
But I don’t want any of that
Maybe Manitoba’s the place for me
Far from all these evergreen trees
Got to get away ‘cause I got
These rainy, drizzly, dreary ‘Couver Blues
Why not go to Tolstoi
Give away all my possessions
But I’d just get rolled
By Anna Karenina
There’s Seven Sisters
And I knew them all but
That’s another story
Man, I don’t know where I’m gonna go
I got these dripping, mouldy, sniffing
Showers-in-the-morning-increasing-to-rain-
In-the-evening-heav y-at-times,-expect-
Thunder-storms-at-night-with-no-let-up-in-sight
‘Couver Blues
But, wait!
Look out the window
Is that the sun
Peeking through?
Yes, it is. And here it comes.
Hey, now!
Everything looks fine
Think I better
Stay right here.
Lose these
‘Couver Blues