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Our Latest in Folktales

Matthew Gwathmey

Brick Books

for Lily

Franklin the Icebreaker

Mid-October sees

steamers and barges slowed

down by bumpers of frost

along their polished hulls.

The freeze spreads from cape

to cape, closing the gash

in our abode.

Only pummellings

of gossip roam free,

wafting through stalled boats

waiting for the icebreaker.

Pointed bow, iron

rigging, the name Franklin

its only insignia.

As the game ship rises,

it cracks veins of passage

in the bay’s crust, releasing

long, muted thanks

from a multitude of horns.

One

At Arcadia Dump, Later On

We meet a shepherd amid a trail of discarded electronics, his staff assembled out of PVC pipe. Impressive, his change from a parabola of methane to a camber of mercury, summing up the whole landfill season that stretches before us. “When I started,” he says, “I had everything I needed in the cloud.” The smell of sulphur caught in the art of natural selection—a breezy genetic drift. We watch a few beady-eyed sheep play off the dumping ground (darting noses, probing hooves against the slag-heap edge, wool newly wet). Avian swimmers dodge steam-powered waves. Country folk dressed in hazmat suits search the undershow, snoop through garbage bags. At a yelp they huddle to marvel at a crunched statistic or a shiny zippo. The siren signals the next level of hide ye mouse and seek ye cat. Soon, the falling sky will be so close at hand.

Knocker Bats

Knocker bats are like regular bats, in that they only labour at night, except instead of hunting for plodding flies and overripe fruit they tap on doors with heavy sticks. Rather than two tiny, pinched claws they have one club on a pivot joint, which they use like a hinge ring on a strike plate. Then they fly off, to echolocate the next threshold. Sometimes they might knock through ten or more choice neighbourhoods a night. A night! I’m going to build a door of oak and cedar, six by three or three by seven. Cut, glue, sand. No better note in the world than a solid rap on oak rails. Cedar panels for their subcurrent of citrus. It must appeal somehow to their sense of audacity, like bill collectors coming in through your kitchen windows. Then, I will frame my woodwork up in the boreal forest amid a conspicuously-cleared deciduous element, so it sits there alone, with silent conifers ridging a background bog, just to get those knocker bats, knocker bats, knocker bats thinking. Soon, this irresistible gateway will captivate them all, and then, as they bang away at the urge, louder and louder, I’ll sneak to the other side, throw it open, and eureka and brilliant, they’re gone.

Turning Thirty

Think the wise    but say the common,    my desire’s to be    a popular footnote,    to keep my    character count    within reason.    Cacti graffiti,    cliff tag rejoice,    You & Me Forever   our nouveau cave art.    I want to witness    the hedgehogs    at the TED Talks.    I want to control    who gets my    parade of babble.    Expanding    my mental checklist—    switch off the Wi-Fi    while asleep    (love);    water the artificial plants    (haha);    germinate seeds    on the cable box    (wow). I’ll sling kingdoms,    glistening tweets    cut from the stuff    of bandwagons.    I’ll document    lessons learned    in quick-fire    mobile photographs.    As my data turns    into a gas    and rises out    of clutter.

Turning Thirty-Three

I’ve been wearing    a black ribbon    pinned to my lapel    for so long I can’t    recall what for    anymore.    The wormhole    essential to the scene.    But I forgot    the rest of space-time,    bygone shavings proclaimed by the mortals    and demigods    that came before me.    I muddied some rivers,    clouded the deep,    saw in double—    what was and what    was supposed to be.    I wanted to give    more eras to kites chasing    after lightning,    to electric sockets    two by two,    to the things    of Earth that grew    already trimmed—    grandfather     paradoxes,    alternate timelines.    I’ve been to    that factory.    Venus melted down    and poured into bottles.    Even drank from them. But I’ve yet to believe    anything better    than the feel    of worn leather.