He chased the lovely lady
but she played hard to get.
Although she liked him,
she intended to be coy
about her intentions and
make him guess whether
she liked him or not, and
to earn her love. This, of
course drove him mad, but
he was a determined fellow.
He would chase her to the
end of the earth if need be.
So he kept after her until
they reached the North
Pole. Then he proposed
to her and she said yes.
They got married in front
of a bunch of odd-looking
small people and some
creatures with horns. He
placed a special ring on
her finger, making her
Mrs. Claus. And Santa
was a very happy man.
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He was a legend.
At least in his own mind.
He thought his feats
were truly amazing.
But no one agreed
with him on that.
Didn’t matter, though,
because the only thing
he believed was what
he thought of himself.
And in his own mind,
he was truly legendary.
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I went to the Bank
of Ideas to make a
withdrawal. But my
account was empty.
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Lately, you’ve been a real jerk,
Prince Charming, and I’m fed up.
In fact, if you don’t start behaving
better, I’m going to summon the
witch and have her turn you back
into a frog. Then you can leap into
my arms just like the old days.
So what’s it to be: prince or frog?
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